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Old 09-18-2009, 03:49 PM
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Proof - women are born this way!

We knew women were born this way, but now there is proof!

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Old 09-18-2009, 04:07 PM
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That sounds familiar for some reason...
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Old 09-18-2009, 04:20 PM
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Old 09-18-2009, 04:23 PM
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Now y'all have just gone to meddling!
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:50 PM
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No comment (my wife may get on PB soon)
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:03 PM
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My wife IS on PB, and I'm fallin' out of my chair!
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:12 PM
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My wife IS on PB, and I'm fallin' out of my chair!
Hopefully you don't get a pillow and blanket to go with that carpet tonight
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:13 PM
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Maybe you should have posted that in the "Guys only Forum"
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Old 09-18-2009, 09:11 PM
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Women are born Charismatic??
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Old 09-19-2009, 01:56 AM
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That was cute!

Even though we gals don't talk THAT much...do we? Really?
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The man had it coming.

That's all.



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Old 09-19-2009, 09:49 AM
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Did that sound like Crazy Frog to anybody else?
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Old 09-19-2009, 10:15 AM
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My mother's 66 and she's had this condition all her life!
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:08 PM
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My thoughts exactly. Ive only been to a charismatic church once. I was looking for a new Church home and though I knew I would not become a member there I went to satisfy a friends pleading. The pastor sounded very much like that little girl DURING HIS SERMON.
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Old 09-19-2009, 04:57 PM
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Primary difference between Men and Women.

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That's funny! But I must be honest while my wife will take ALL DAY at the mall to get one thing, she doesn't spend much money while there. She actually takes all day trying not to spend money (lol)
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What, are you saying we talk a lot? Is that the idea? Well, I was talking to my friend the other day, and she said .....
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Women are born Charismatic??
My thoughts exactly. Ive only been to a charismatic church once. I was looking for a new Church home and though I knew I would not become a member there I went to satisfy a friends pleading. The pastor sounded very much like that little girl DURING HIS SERMON.
alternate prayer language.
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Old 09-19-2009, 10:32 PM
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