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04-16-2008, 02:39 PM
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Today, President Bush admitted that the government has been involved in a 20 year research program to clone ZZ Top. Here is a photo of President Bush signing an immunity from prosecution writ. Also seen in the picture is Billy1, Billy2, Billy3, Billy4, Billy5, Dusty1, Dusty2, Dusty3, Dusty4 and Dusty5.
(I'm thinking I'm safe hotlinking the White House.)
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Originally Posted by BobVigneault Today, President Bush admitted that the government has been involved in a 20 year research program to clone ZZ Top. Here is a photo of President Bush signing an immunity from prosecution writ. Also seen in the picture is Billy1, Billy2, Billy3, Billy4, Billy5, Dusty1, Dusty2, Dusty3, Dusty4 and Dusty5.
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04-16-2008, 02:45 PM
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He's got a pen ... he knows how to use it.
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hilarious!! Somebody's got their brain turned on!
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"And as the president wrote he was heard to sing quietly,
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I dont know where I am goin to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I dont need a reason why.
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man."
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04-16-2008, 04:48 PM
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.... and as he finished signing with a flourish, he looked into the camera, pointed the pen at it, and shouted, "Oh, I'm baa-aad... I'm nationwi-ide!"
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I don't care what happens to me this week, you have made my week. That was hilarious.
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Bob, next time I am in Wisconsin, I am buying you a cup of Berres Brothers Coffee and have a laugh. Thanks for your post.
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well, at least his food will be kosher for now on. :P
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