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Old 04-16-2008, 02:39 PM
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President Admits to Coverup

Today, President Bush admitted that the government has been involved in a 20 year research program to clone ZZ Top. Here is a photo of President Bush signing an immunity from prosecution writ. Also seen in the picture is Billy1, Billy2, Billy3, Billy4, Billy5, Dusty1, Dusty2, Dusty3, Dusty4 and Dusty5.



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Today, President Bush admitted that the government has been involved in a 20 year research program to clone ZZ Top. Here is a photo of President Bush signing an immunity from prosecution writ. Also seen in the picture is Billy1, Billy2, Billy3, Billy4, Billy5, Dusty1, Dusty2, Dusty3, Dusty4 and Dusty5.



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hilarious!! Somebody's got their brain turned on!
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"And as the president wrote he was heard to sing quietly,

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I dont know where I am goin to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I dont need a reason why.
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man."
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.... and as he finished signing with a flourish, he looked into the camera, pointed the pen at it, and shouted, "Oh, I'm baa-aad... I'm nationwi-ide!"
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well, at least his food will be kosher for now on. :P
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Where is the ZZ Car!!!!
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You mean this'n?:

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You mean this'n?:

OH YES! That is the one!
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