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Old 01-17-2008, 11:56 AM
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Osteen stated “I never knew you could say so much about God in such small books. I write big fat books and say hardly anything about God.”
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Being such a big fan of Pastor Osteen, I want to bear testimony that I had ALREADY taken up the Puritan challenge, ordered the books, and secured my wife's agreement that we will do it in 2008. Although we had many of the volumes in electronic form, this will be a handy way to follow through. And, to think, Pastor Osteen will get the credit! (Actually Purgatorio is often a VERY funny satire site. Osteen Endorses Puritan Reading Plan - purgatorio.

My wife and I are planning to do the challenge this year -- seriously!
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Osteen stated “I never knew you could say so much about God in such small books. I write big fat books and say hardly anything about God.”
That comment from Joel falls under the Uncle Etexas " What?" Umbrella.
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Old 01-17-2008, 12:17 PM
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Osteen stated “I never knew you could say so much about God in such small books. I write big fat books and say hardly anything about God.”
That comment from Joel falls under the Uncle Etexas " What?" Umbrella.
The web site is satirical.
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Good one, Scott. You had us going for a moment. I was almost rejoicing that the Lord had converted Olsteen.
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Old 01-17-2008, 12:25 PM
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Let me add that after reading the link it was a challenge to me to saturate my life in reading these books. I have read many of them, but I must confess I have not fully read Owen's book on Mortification of Sin.
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Let me add that after reading the link it was a challenge to me to saturate my life in reading these books. I have read many of them, but I must confess I have not fully read Owen's book on Mortification of Sin.
What a great book it is !
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Gee I would have thought that Joel would have passed on the challenge considering that "Gospel Worship" wasn't on the list.
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Gee I would have thought that Joel would have passed on the challenge considering that "Gospel Worship" wasn't on the list.
Frankly, I heard that Daniel flew over to Texas to tutor Joel in The Regulative Principle of Worship: Explained and Applied (Xulon Press).

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Gee I would have thought that Joel would have passed on the challenge considering that "Gospel Worship" wasn't on the list.
Frankly, I heard that Daniel flew over to Texas to tutor Joel in The Regulative Principle of Worship: Explained and Applied (Xulon Press).

I would gladly pay a roundtrip ticket for Daniel to fly to Houston.
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Gee I would have thought that Joel would have passed on the challenge considering that "Gospel Worship" wasn't on the list.
Frankly, I heard that Daniel flew over to Texas to tutor Joel in The Regulative Principle of Worship: Explained and Applied (Xulon Press).

Bawb said he flew over to teach him theonomic interpretive dances of the Celtic style. Sort of like a reconstructionist riverdance.
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Bawb said he flew over to teach him theonomic interpretive dances of the Celtic style. Sort of like a reconstructionist riverdance.
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I thought it went well too.
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I thought it went well too.
Isn't that the one where he interprets the killing of the sabbath breakers??
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No sir, this dance is explaining that "on this hand you have law, on this hand you have gospel, you must preach both!"
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Gee I would have thought that Joel would have passed on the challenge considering that "Gospel Worship" wasn't on the list.
Frankly, I heard that Daniel flew over to Texas to tutor Joel in The Regulative Principle of Worship: Explained and Applied (Xulon Press).

Bawb said he flew over to teach him theonomic interpretive dances of the Celtic style. Sort of like a reconstructionist riverdance.
Now they are all talking about me. A "Recontructionist Riverdance"...you can just picture R.J. Rushdoony at it.
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Frankly, I heard that Daniel flew over to Texas to tutor Joel in The Regulative Principle of Worship: Explained and Applied (Xulon Press).

I would gladly pay a roundtrip ticket for Daniel to fly to Houston.
Send the money in the post.
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