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04-23-2007, 11:40 AM
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Liberal Sheryl Crow has a great idea to help save the planet.
She wants all Americans to use one square of toilet paper per visit. Yeah that's going to work.
I'd hate be the one who enforces that by watching over you. What a stinky job that would be! Sheryl Crow's crazy idea
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04-23-2007, 11:52 AM
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"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she wrote.   Quote:
Originally Posted by govols  Liberal Sheryl Crow has a great idea to help save the planet.
She wants all Americans to use one square of toilet paper per visit. Yeah that's going to work.
I'd hate be the one who enforces that by watching over you. What a stinky job that would be! Sheryl Crow's crazy idea | |
04-23-2007, 12:03 PM
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Obviously, she's never had hemorrhoids.  |
04-23-2007, 12:06 PM
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Neither does she eat salads.
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04-23-2007, 12:06 PM
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I think it may help our global warming 'problem' to reduce hot air emissions from celebrities in Hollywood. 
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04-23-2007, 12:13 PM
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Doing our part! The Vigneault household has been using one sheet per visit for years.  |
04-23-2007, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by BobVigneault Doing our part! The Vigneault household has been using one sheet per visit for years. | I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy!
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04-23-2007, 12:45 PM
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I stand---pardon me---SIT IN AWE !  Quote:
Originally Posted by BobVigneault Doing our part! The Vigneault household has been using one sheet per visit for years. | |
04-23-2007, 01:24 PM
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Yes, and in this case...it's a Kohler! Quote:
Originally Posted by trevorjohnson The great white throne..........? Is this what Lahaye and Robertson are always talking about? | |
04-23-2007, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BobVigneault Doing our part! The Vigneault household has been using one sheet per visit for years. | 
How do you sit in that bathroom?
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04-23-2007, 02:28 PM
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How about reusable toilet wipes? Wouldn't these be better for the environment?
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04-23-2007, 02:31 PM
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Please delete my last post. Somehow the text got all jumbled and it won't allow me to edit.
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04-23-2007, 02:36 PM
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I can't edit it either and I should be able to. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. {Twilight Zone theme music}
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04-23-2007, 02:41 PM
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Could it be the Sheryl Crow virus?
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04-23-2007, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by BobVigneault I can't edit it either and I should be able to. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. {Twilight Zone theme music} | Everything is going down the toilet, one sheet at a time.
I'll admit, I tried but failed. Sorry Mother Earth.
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04-23-2007, 04:39 PM
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We're doing our share also 
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04-23-2007, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Reformed-Kermit We're doing our share also | NOW you're talking !!! |
04-23-2007, 06:06 PM
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I kind of always wondered why Lance Armstrong left Sheryl Crow but now I think I am getting an idea.
What if God had invented a plant.
Oh ..say a tree...maybe that you could cut down and use yet through seeds and seedlings you could regrow them making the resource completely renewable.
Wouldn't that be cool?
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04-23-2007, 08:04 PM
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What if God had invented a plant.
Oh ..say a tree...maybe that you could cut down and use yet through seeds and seedlings you could regrow them making the resource completely renewable.
Wouldn't that be cool?
| Think of the possibilities! You could use them for many different things too, I'll bet.
I wonder how much paper is used to print the money we use every day. It wears out. Is she also going to try to stop us from spending money?
Richard, I think you brought up a wonderful point. My advice: Email the girl on her biodiesel bus and let her know. She may not be as aware as you are...
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04-23-2007, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Richard King I kind of always wondered why Lance Armstrong left Sheryl Crow but now I think I am getting an idea.
What if God had invented a plant.
Oh ..say a tree...maybe that you could cut down and use yet through seeds and seedlings you could regrow them making the resource completely renewable.
Wouldn't that be cool? | that's why I'm pushing for hemp based tp. hemp grows quickly and has many uses.
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04-23-2007, 08:08 PM
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Okay, I tried. It's not possible. Five squares is reasonable, but one is absurd.
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04-23-2007, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by crhoades that's why I'm pushing for hemp based tp. hemp grows quickly and has many uses. | 
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04-23-2007, 09:25 PM
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Maybe Sheryl can write a dedication song to Mother Earth.
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04-23-2007, 09:31 PM
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Note to self: If you ever meet Sheryl Crow, do not shake her hand.
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