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Old 04-06-2008, 12:30 AM
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"North Jersey Baptist" Will Probably Be Upset...

...but current research into both the biblical languages and the new field of astrogeography is showing that God created the entire universe...except, it turns out, for large swaths of what is now New Jersey.

Scientists are currently exploring both the reason for this and the possible implications (theological and otherwise)...Stay tuned...
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Richard, you've never quite got over the fact that we were once in a race for 3000 posts and that I've just blown you away. You poor, pitiful man.

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Richard, you've never quite got over the fact that we were once in a race for 3000 posts and that I've just blown you away. You poor, pitiful man.

Bill! That was a BURN! nice
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Richard, you've never quite got over the fact that we were once in a race for 3000 posts and that I've just blown you away. You poor, pitiful man.

Hey! I resemble that remark!
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