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Old 02-11-2008, 12:21 PM
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Psa 55:16 As for me, I will call upon God; and the LORD shall save me.
Psa 55:17 Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice.
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I must admit, it's not very nice to make light of others' theology.
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Old 02-11-2008, 01:54 PM
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May favorite is "God wants me rich" to the tune of How great Thou art. Of course, There is and Escalade I want to the tune of "there is a Fount" was a blessing as well.
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Psa 55:16 As for me, I will call upon God; and the LORD shall save me.
Psa 55:17 Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice.
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Caesar Loves Me: A Children’s Statist Hymn « Reformed Covenanter

When I Survey the Wondrous State: A Hymn to the Messianic State « Reformed Covenanter

Great is Thy Statefulness: A Hymn on Statism « Reformed Covenanter
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Psa 55:16 As for me, I will call upon God; and the LORD shall save me.
Psa 55:17 Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice.
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The Prosperity Gospel Ad was hilarious!

Gold plated Paul and Silas chains?
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Experiencing the Toronto blessing eh.


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That is GREAT! Blueridge Baptist thanks. You prove once again that doing theology is great. not some stuffy stuff done up in yonder ivory towers! I know God has a second work of the spirit just for you, your best life now! No poverty and persecution for you!! Reach inside and speak the Word of Faith and it will happen (But only if you send a gazillion dollars to my ministry.) Why, I'll even take your 'offering' and pray over it for God to give you a special word of the $pirit! LOOK! There's God's special angels just waiting for you to do your part. Why, anybody reading this post can have the special blessings too! Just forward it to 5 of your friends right now!
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