I thought you would appreciate this.

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Richard
CofE
UK

Now THAT'S entertainment! Very funny. We had better get to work on a 'hack' that translates Calvinist buzz words into Arminian expressions so they can slip under the radar of that app.

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Bob Vigneault (Bawb Vēēn-yo)
"We are God's children and He's the Father of all fathers and we need to obey him." Jean-Baptiste Vigneault (5)

The Heartbeat of Heaven (blog) MySpace (Music), MySpace (Personal)
Member of Christ Presbyterian Church, Janesville, WI OPC www.christ-opc.org

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Andrew Myers
Husband of Jessica, Father of Jackson, Katie and Samuel
Member, Presbyterian Reformed Church of Northern Virginia
Warrenton, VA USA
Editor, The Matthew Poole Project

"Let your Morning Thoughts, and your last Evening Thoughts, be what shall become of you to all Eternity." -- Matthew Poole

Discovering internet resources on Calvinism is how I became a Calvinist. So maybe they have something to worry about :-P

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Scott - Dallas, Texas - PCA

"It is not what a lawyer tells me I may do; but what humanity, reason, and justice tell me I ought to do." - Edmund Burke

Man, I thought that was real for a minute!

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1689 Baptist Confession

Psa 55:16 As for me, I will call upon God; and the LORD shall save me.
Psa 55:17 Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice.
James Farley, Wilderness Road Baptist Assembly.
Husband of Melissa and father of Ann.
www.wildernessroadbaptist.org

I was going to post on my blog an article on John KALVEN, but I was scared because of Net Finney. Perhaps my references to REEPHORMED theology would be filtered out. Then I thought about Charles SPURJHUN, but the same fears entered into my heart. But now I am free of fear thanks to "REEPORMED Phonics." Yes, REEPORMED Phonics has changed my life. I no longer have to avoid blogs or message boards because of Net Finney. I can now type the words ELECTSHUN, PREEDESTANASHUN and DEEPRAVATEE without fear of being found out. I can discuss EDWORDS in safety. Yes, thanks to "REEPHORMED Phonics" I don't have to hide in the closet anymore!

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Bill Brown
Elder
Grace Baptist Church
Anne Arundel County, Maryland

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Now that's the funniest thing I've read all week!

I literally LOL'ed.

On a more serious note, I, too, would still be one very confused individual if not for the internet. It used to just kill me that I hadn't went through the whole 'altar call' thing. I can remember wondering if I really wasn't saved because I hadn't walked the aisle, and then I remember wondering why I couldn't find the altar call in Scripture.




Well, that may be the scariest thought I've ever had.......


By the way, thanks for the blog link. This guy's hilarious.

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Chris Latch
Corinth MS
Crossroads church - SBC
Evangelism leader

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Donald Jacobs
Marysville. WA
Cascade Church (CRCNA)

Cum vero infirmor tunc potens sum.

Good one...

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~ Steven Bradford ~
Member Covenant Presbyterian, Chattanooga, TN

I'm loving this blog!

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JC
URCNA
PA, but homesick for SC

"Who says you can't go back, been all around the world and as a matter of fact. There's only one place left I want to go, who says you can't go home" Bon Jovi

I want that program!

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John
Member
Christ Presbyterian Church (OPC)
Salt Lake City, Utah
www.christpres.net

http://tominthebox.blogspot.com/2007...d-will-be.html

Okay, I about died laughing at this one...having been raised IFB!

That was good. Funny!

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Joseph Botwinick, Band Director
Second Baptist Church, Jacksonville, Arkansas, Southern Baptist Convention
Sherwood, Arkansas
Romans 7:14-25
http://botwinick.wordpress.com/

That is hillarious! I was brought up SBC but I'm from near Lynchburg VA a big haven for IFB churches. "Christian alternatives" were provided for everything from rock shows, to haunted houses, to breath mints.

Now, now, Scott, they won't mind... you did it out of your own FREE WILL!

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Todd K. Pedlar
member, First Congregational Church, (CCCC) Cresco, IA
http://semperubi.rtrc.net

"Many men, after a long conversion, see more of the workings of sin in their hearts than ever they did before or at their first conversion. Now, such men have not an increase of sin, but an increase of illumination and light" (Christopher Love)


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Now that's funny...done very well.

Another good one.

I also like this: Pastor caught using words he doesn't understand

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David Belanger
Member, APC Vancouver
Student Minister, Associated Presbyterian Churches
Student, Haddington House Divinity School
Port Coquitlam, BC

That's just sad.

This is the way I was exposed to the doctrines of grace as well, a google search and a healthy dose of Lorraine Boettner. If some in the SBC saw that link, they would recruit the best and brightest to actually make an app like that.

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Briant Holley
Grace Reformed Baptist Church;
Husband to Barbara, Father of Alexis, Justin, and Lacey
Silver Creek, MS

My husband was reforming, a patient PCA pastor was taking all my questions, then I found this place...hubby encouraged my participation because I had previously been kicking and screaming about a few points. So...yes, internet played a role. Nothing like asking a question and being given a bunch of articles to read...I'm not complaining, I learned alot (and still am learning all the time).

whew, that was exhausting!!!

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The man who is disposed to think of his sin as a great calamity, rather than as a heinous crime, is not likely either to reverence God or to respect His law. - John Kennedy, 1873
Meg
Blog
Member, Intown Presbyterian Church,PCA, Portland, OR

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www.monergism.com and Phil Johnson's site made me a Calvinist to be more specific. Sadly, I think my parents probably would have put something like this on if they'd thought about the possiblity of me discovering Calvinism, given how much they despise it.

that was awsome!!

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Nathan Olaf Brandal
First Baptist Church of Kirkland

"Man is nothing: he hath a free will to go to hell, but none to go to heaven, till God worketh in him to will and to do his good pleasure"
GEORGE WHITEFIELD TO JOHN WESLEY

My Blog

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Attending CCRPC, Member of TRBC
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