Sung to the tune of For He's a Jolly Good Fellow (the term Arminian will be spelled phonetically, as the preferred pronunciation will be Ar-Min-Yin)

Jeff Bartel's Real Identity

For he's a flamin' Arminyin
For he's a flamin' Arminyin
For he's a flamin' Arminyinnnnnnnnn

Even though he'll deny

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Aren't you the guy who outed Virginia Hugeunot as a spy? It just gets better and better!

BTW, we never figured out who he's a mole for! Inquiring minds want to know!

[Edited on 10-16-2006 by turmeric]

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Meg, Andrew is a spy for "E!". He gave himself away by his extensive knowledge of pop culture. He has infiltrated the EP wing of the Presbyterian church in order to discover what entertainment value we offer.

I must admit I had not suspected Jeff of Arminianism. It goes to show you can't trust anybody.

And there is someone who right now is hoping that I will not reveal his secret identity (you know who you are).

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Haha...well, you've entertained me.

E!'s still not impressed though.

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Jessica Myers
Joyful Wife to Andrew
Joyful Mother to Jackson, Katie & Sammy
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Jessica, they would have to run it as satire, I think.

Andrew is Remonstrant last I heard

Jus Joshin

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Ok, laugh away, boys and girls. For the record, E! does not find much "entertainment" value in the "EP wing" of the Presbyterian Church. It was actually Rich who "outed" me as a "liberal" spy and Janeane Garofalo fan, and I was content to allow this false identity to proceed -- although what's wrong with being a fan of the best actress and greatest role model of all time, I'd like to know???? -- all the while continuing my work on this Board in secret, or in laymen's terms, undercover. You may have noticed all of my "library" posts. Ha! Well, you see, my name is really Bookman, Lt. Bookman, and I'm a library cop. No jokes about the name, I've heard them all before. In fact, it's not so funny any more, is it? My patient investigative technique has been paying dividends, you see. Are you starting to sweat? You remember that book from your high school library that you thought was forgotten? Well, we never forget. We are watching. You are on our list. And your library card will soon be up for renewal.

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"Let your Morning Thoughts, and your last Evening Thoughts, be what shall become of you to all Eternity." -- Matthew Poole

Oh please sir, I beg you, I have 5 children. Please don't take my library card from me. At least let us finish "The Day My Runny Nose Ran Away". Please Lt. Bookman, remember when you were a child and the only book your dad let you read was the Art of War. You were so cute with your rider's crop and knickers standing on your soap box reciting:

"By method and discipline are to be understood
the marshaling of the army in its proper subdivisions,
the graduations of rank among the officers, the maintenance
of roads by which supplies may reach the army, and the
control of military expenditure.

Pretty big words for a three year old.

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Why can't we have an



smilie?

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Jeff Bartel
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Member - Trinity Reformed Church - RPCNA

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Because the choice of an Arminius smiley depends solely on election by Rich Leino. Arminius cannot generate his own smiley by saying a prayer or walking an aisle or by being babtized. For Jacob (the other Jacob) I have loved, and Esau I have hated, (jury is still out on Jacob Arminius).

[Edited on 10-17-2006 by BobVigneault]

Andrew, that was a nice try. But we see through your attempt to establish a new false identity and throw us off the scent.