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When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for Bruce Lee.
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....and then roundhouse kicks him out of his closet, then goes back to sleep, satisfied with his superior powers over Lee. 
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In both their primes, they'd *maybe* last 10 seconds with a good MMA fighter. Just thought I'd throw that in....
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Originally Posted by TimV  In both their primes, they'd *maybe* last 10 seconds with a good MMA fighter. Just thought I'd throw that in.... | Are you referring to the Gracie Clan? If so, yes, I agree.
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Originally Posted by Joshua When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for Bruce Lee. | That's only natural. I hear his chest hair still hasn't grown back.
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Originally Posted by TimV In both their primes, they'd *maybe* last 10 seconds with a good MMA fighter. Just thought I'd throw that in.... | Are you referring to the Gracie Clan? If so, yes, I agree. |
In the octagon with rules sure, Gracie Clan would win, but NOBODY could beat Bruce Lee in a street fight where anything goes. The only reason we have MMA is because of Bruce Lee anyways.
Of course Chuck Norris checks for Bruce, Bruce wooped him in Return of the Dragon(Way of the Dragon in China). He also went over to Bruce's house often to learn the real thing
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Originally Posted by Blue Tick Quote:
Originally Posted by TimV In both their primes, they'd *maybe* last 10 seconds with a good MMA fighter. Just thought I'd throw that in.... | Are you referring to the Gracie Clan? If so, yes, I agree. |
In the octagon with rules sure, Gracie Clan would win, but NOBODY could beat Bruce Lee in a street fight where anything goes. The only reason we have MMA is because of Bruce Lee anyways.
Of course Chuck Norris checks for Bruce, Bruce wooped him in Return of the Dragon(Way of the Dragon in China). He also went over to Bruce's house often to learn the real thing | Agreed. Bruce was one tough dude.
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Originally Posted by Joshua When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for Bruce Lee. | I think you are confusing them with Inspector Cleuseau and Kato 
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