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Old 04-15-2008, 03:35 PM
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Honestly, don't Christians with no sense of humor just bug you? I am convinced those with no sense of humor are pickled Baptists. They were baptized (full immersion!) in pickle juice!
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Honestly, don't Christians with no sense of humor just bug you? I am convinced those with no sense of humor are pickled Baptists. They were baptized (full immersion!) in pickle juice!
I thought that was the general rule.....
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Honestly, don't Christians with no sense of humor just bug you? I am convinced those with no sense of humor are pickled Baptists. They were baptized (full immersion!) in pickle juice!
I don't know what this is in reference to but I just have to agree.
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Honestly, don't Christians with no sense of humor just bug you? I am convinced those with no sense of humor are pickled Baptists. They were baptized (full immersion!) in pickle juice!
I don't know what this is in reference to but I just have to agree.
So then perhaps, it should be the New Perspective on Pickles!

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Honestly, don't Christians with no sense of humor just bug you? I am convinced those with no sense of humor are pickled Baptists. They were baptized (full immersion!) in pickle juice!
I don't know what this is in reference to but I just have to agree.
So then perhaps, it should be the New Perspective on Pickles!

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Honestly, don't Christians with no sense of humor just bug you? I am convinced those with no sense of humor are pickled Baptists. They were baptized (full immersion!) in pickle juice!
We don't have a sense of humor that we know of, sir.
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Honestly, don't Christians with no sense of humor just bug you? I am convinced those with no sense of humor are pickled Baptists. They were baptized (full immersion!) in pickle juice!
I don't know what this is in reference to but I just have to agree.
No reference. Just a general comment. Been a good day on the PB. Hearty laughs. Good for the soul!
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Honestly, don't Christians with no sense of humor just bug you? I am convinced those with no sense of humor are pickled Baptists. They were baptized (full immersion!) in pickle juice!
We don't have a sense of humor that we know of, sir.
See? I rest my case!
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We Presbys throw water at infants. Of course we have a sense of humor.
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It is good to know I am not the only one reading Wright, et al.:l ol:

You know I am only kidding, Wright?
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What are you saying. One gets into a poll (initially) by grace, but only stays in it as a result of works of covenantal faithfulness?
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Evidently St. Poll has been wrongly interpreted as teaching a forensic justification; it is simply a case of covenantal nomism, Wright?
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I thought NPP was Neo-Puritan Postmillennialism)
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That's all I have to say about that...
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Oh, I thought NPP was "New Perspective on Prelacy"


I thought you were finally coming out of the prelacy closet Bill....

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