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Old 08-05-2009, 09:42 PM
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I Think I've Found a Way to Make Peace on Baptism

Perhaps here's a way immersionists and non-immersionists can compromise on the mode of baptism:


Now that's affusion!
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How many fingers did he use in pushing the baptismal lever?
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Yep. That would cover all the bases. LOL
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Goes to show how heavy water is at 1000 kilograms per cubic meter.
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It would baptize you and send you straight to heaven in one shot.
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But was it moving water? I mean where the water in the bucket came from. One Pastor I know will only baptize in rivers and moving water.
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I'd say that water was moving pretty fast!
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:39 PM
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Yep, that handled the whole issue, sprinkling and immersion.
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It would baptize you and send you straight to heaven in one shot.
Yes, this is definitely one way in which baptism by pouring can symbolize death.
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It would baptize you and send you straight to heaven in one shot.
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This should be the pope's chariot. Then, whenever he travels anywhere, he can baptize people at will and remove their original guilt.
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But was it moving water? I mean where the water in the bucket came from. One Pastor I know will only baptize in rivers and moving water.
Every one knows you need to be baptized in a river with running water or you are just baptizing in dirty water (sins) of others. How else is baptism supposed to wash away your sins? That would be like a mulititude of people taking a bath in the same dirty water right. Just think bathing in someone elses sins. Yuck.

Actually this is what I was taught when I was saved in a Pentecostal church.

I am so thankful and glad the Lord delivered me from such foolishness.
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Goes to show how heavy water is at 1000 kilograms per cubic meter.
That's about 8 lbs./gal. for those of us who just can't do metric.
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