1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and aleaky tire.3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal yourneighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't bepromoted.5 Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple ofpayments.8.Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you havetheir shoes.9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you10.Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it wasprobably worth it.12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. (I like this one!)14 Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and putit back in your pocket.16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,and it holds the universe together.18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips aremoving.20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you needit.21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and alaxative on the same night.

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1689 Baptist Confession

Psa 55:16 As for me, I will call upon God; and the LORD shall save me.
Psa 55:17 Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice.
James Farley, Wilderness Road Baptist Assembly.
Husband of Melissa and father of Ann.
www.wildernessroadbaptist.org

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Donald Jacobs
Marysville. WA
Cascade Church (CRCNA)

Cum vero infirmor tunc potens sum.

Good stuff, James!

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Ivan Schoen, Pastor * Maranatha Baptist Church, Poplar Grove, IL * http://maranatha-sbc.org/

"I want to assist churches and to assist pastors in training pastors. But, after fourteen years of service in this capacity, I am absolutely certain that the finest theological seminary on earth is absolutely incompetent at replicating the actual life of a Gospel congregation. I want to train a generation of pastors who will train pastors, and I want to help them in that task." --- Dr. R. Albert Mohler, President of THE Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, Louisville, KY

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Andrew Myers
Husband of Jessica, Father of Jackson, Katie and Samuel
Member, Presbyterian Reformed Church of Northern Virginia
Warrenton, VA USA
Editor, The Matthew Poole Project

"Let your Morning Thoughts, and your last Evening Thoughts, be what shall become of you to all Eternity." -- Matthew Poole

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Diane
There is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. Romans 8.1
Trinity Reformed Presbyterian Church (RPCNA)
Beltsville, MD