Last year I posted this as a guideline for those for would like to protest Christmas at work. I repost it now for the benefit of my more "puritanical" puritanboard brothers.
Enjoy your "Holidays" & Merry Christmas.
Top 10 ways to protest Christmas at work are...
10)Wear grinch costume to office (be sure NOT to purchase from halloween store)
9) Refuse to allow Cratchitt any extra coal for office stove.
8) say "go stuff your turkey, pagan boy!" to any client who wishes you a merry Christmas.
7) get can that looks like mixed nuts only has fake snake inside to give to any carolers who stop by.
6) "Kwanza Cards for everybody!"
5) suggest that company send out xxxmas cards this year!
4) threaten coworkers with 'aunt Nellies famous fruitcake' if they play "Frosty the Snowman" over office PA system one more time.
3) Say; "stay at home with the family and reminisce about the 'good ol days' when pagans like you were burned at the stake." when asked if you have any special plans for the holidays.
2) Visit orphanage dressed in santa suit and then yell "CHRISTMAS IS A ROMANO-PAGAN FESTIVAL" at the kids before giving them an (unwrapped) copy of the WCF.
And the number one way to protest Christmas this year is....
Say " I'm jewish" to anyone who wishes you "Merry Christmas".
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