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This is a current Associated Press news item. The headline was apparently written by an employee (very young?) of the newspaper. My highlighting.



Do you think he/she has a pin in their nose and eyebrow? Maybe a tattoo on their ankle and left butt cheek? Are they able to text at 70 mph?

Yes, I know I'm overreacting. Grrrrr.
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:21 AM
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Sounds elderly to me.

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Old 09-30-2009, 12:24 AM
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Sounds elderly to me.

Sure, kid.
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:26 AM
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:30 AM
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Thanks, Sarah. Do you do nursing home work after your main gig? Maybe we'll run into each other.
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:37 AM
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Thanks, Sarah. Do you do nursing home work after your main gig? Maybe we'll run into each other.
hahaha! awwww! I'm just kidding! You look as young as the spring daisy! I should talk really! I'm no spring chick either! LOL!
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Old 10-01-2009, 04:26 PM
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60? Elderly? I don't think so...
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Old 10-01-2009, 04:28 PM
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Them thar kids'r at it agin.
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Hey! if your 60 and your being called elderly, deal with it.

Im 21 and my mom still calls me her baby!
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For those complaining about 60 being "elderly", what ages would qualify?
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Hey! if your 60 and your being called elderly, deal with it.

Im 21 and my mom still calls me her baby!
But I'm not 60. (I left that behind a few years ago).
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Hey! if your 60 and your being called elderly, deal with it.

Im 21 and my mom still calls me her baby!
But I'm not 60. (I left that behind a few years ago).
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LOL That emoticon was too funny considering the circumstances, Sarah!
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Sixty is the new middle-age.

Eighty is elderly . . . Until I get there . . . Then I'll just be starting to shift into cruise.
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Sixty is the new middle-age.

Eighty is elderly . . . Until I get there . . . Then I'll just be starting to shift into cruise.
Amen all around.
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I think that when you pass the life expectancy you are elderly.

Right now it is 76 for men and 80 for women in the US if I remember correctly. It was 74 for men and 78 for women in the US for a long time but it recently went up.
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I think that when you pass the life expectancy you are elderly.

Right now it is 76 for men and 80 for women in the US if I remember correctly. It was 74 for men and 78 for women in the US for a long time but it recently went up.
Don't worry, Washington is trying to do something about that increase.
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This is a current Associated Press news item. The headline was apparently written by an employee (very young?) of the newspaper. My highlighting.



Do you think he/she has a pin in their nose and eyebrow? Maybe a tattoo on their ankle and left butt cheek? Are they able to text at 70 mph?

Yes, I know I'm overreacting. Grrrrr.
Forget the age, they are leftists !!!!!!
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It's a vast right-wing conspiracy...

My parents are in their 60th year...apparently, I'm close to half elderly...
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