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Old 03-07-2008, 01:33 PM
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Hey, someone wants me dead!

I just got this latest email scam; at least I've never seen it before. Has anyone else been "threatened" like this? Note the spelling/ grammatical/ translation errors. Too funny!

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I am very sorry for you , is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don't have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.
Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture and other necessary information's we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent.
I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.
Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, $15,000 is all you need to spend You will first of all pay $8,000 then I will send a tape to you which i recoeded every discusion i hade with the person who wanted you dead and as soon as you get the tape, you will pay the remaining $7,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.
WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW.REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.
DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY via mail,killerofsoul11@gmail.com

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Old 03-07-2008, 01:37 PM
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That is disgusting.
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Old 03-07-2008, 01:39 PM
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Lot's more, here
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Old 03-07-2008, 01:42 PM
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This is one adds a factor - it is for those gullible and paranoid - creepy and disgusting ... not surprising though.
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Old 03-07-2008, 01:46 PM
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use the return email addy and sign them up for lots of junk mail.
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Old 03-07-2008, 01:50 PM
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Confuse the fool.
Tell him you hope to die daily to self.
Then tell him that in gratitude for the warning he has kindly sent
you will consider donating the money to the
orphans and widows fund at church.
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