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Old 10-16-2009, 01:04 PM
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:14 PM
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I am so tempted to get one for my pastor! That would be too funny!

I also like the "From Slavery to the White House" bookmark, journal, and address book! Haha
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:20 PM
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Perhaps we could all chip in and send one to Glen Beck.
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:51 PM
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I always feel hinky about Christian leaders "autographing" Bibles. Putting a political person on the cover of a Bible takes that one step higher/lower/worser.
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:57 PM
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Old 10-16-2009, 02:16 PM
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I always feel hinky about Christian leaders "autographing" Bibles. Putting a political person on the cover of a Bible takes that one step higher/lower/worser.
I'm feeling hinky often these days.
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Old 10-16-2009, 02:37 PM
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And I thought Sean Hannity calling him the "Anointed" was a low blow slam. Evidently, some people really do attribute messianic qualities to our POTUS!
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Old 10-16-2009, 03:02 PM
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There goes my breakfast. I say we practice church discipline on anyone who has this item!!!
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Old 10-16-2009, 05:27 PM
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If cussing was allowed on the PB I believe I might let a few fly to express my true thoughts about that item. However, the barfy will suffice
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I'm glad I saw this before dinner because it is totally barfarific!

As an American, I think it is a historic event that we have a non-caucasian as president. However, for the church to stand behind this man that openly stands for so much that is against God's word is sad and embarrasing. I visited one church that practically had a Barack Obama shine.
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Rich,

JD Jakes, Finney, now Jimmy??? Who is next . . . Benny, Fred Price, Osteen?

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Old 10-16-2009, 06:34 PM
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JD Jakes, Finney, now Jimmy??? Who is next . . . Benny, Fred Price, Osteen?

smile for the camera
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I'm glad I saw this before dinner because it is totally barfarific!
"Barfarific!" I love that, Vonnie! Is it of your own coinage or am I just that "out of it?"

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Rich,

JD Jakes, Finney, now Jimmy??? Who is next . . . Benny, Fred Price, Osteen?

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Rich has a sex change. "Is Joyce home, Mrs. Koster?"

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Old 10-16-2009, 08:03 PM
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Rich,

JD Jakes, Finney, now Jimmy??? Who is next . . . Benny, Fred Price, Osteen?

smile for the camera
Rich has a sex change. "Is Joyce home, Mrs. Koster?"

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My head is spinning, Rich.
You might get a CHUCKle out of this one.....
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Old 10-16-2009, 08:05 PM
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You obviously know these guys (and gals) a lot better than I do, Rich.
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Old 10-16-2009, 08:07 PM
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You obviously know these guys (and gals) a lot better than I do, Rich.
The guy in the blue jacket is " Apostle" Chuck Pierce
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Old 10-16-2009, 08:12 PM
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I guess my "knowledge" of these types is limited mostly to the older ones like Schuller, Oral Roberts, Swaggart, etc. I used to watch Oral Roberts grab peoples' heads when I was 10 years old as he'd yell, "Let you be HEALED!!" As a young papist I was fascinated.
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