Dissociated Press ** 10/15/2009 **

by Freedom Flinger

Halloween Burning Fire Booking Planned for Christian

"Christian has booked a Halloween Burning Fire for fun following faulty flagrant festivities and fellowship for Friday flights featuring four fellows of a feathered flock fronted by the fiercely ferocious Phreidrick Felps, f'real."

End of Story.

**Disclaimer** - This is not a real story.

Related non-Stories:

Burning Fire Has Booked Plans for Planes on Plains for Halloween
Burning Band Banned from Bandit Band's Abandoned disBanded Band

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It is God that multiplies our sorrows.... God, as a righteous Judge, does it, which ought to silence us under all our sorrows; as many as they are, we have deserved them all, and more: nay, God, as a tender Father, does it for our necessary correction, that we may be humbled for sin, and weaned from the world by all our sorrows; and the good we get by them, with the comfort we have under them, will abundantly balance our sorrows, how greatly soever they are multiplied. - Matthew Henry

Link keeps bringing me back to this page...unless that is the not real story part of it. Hmmmm...

-----Added 10/15/2009 at 04:58:13 EST-----

I guess it is.

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Christians are like snow covered dung; it is the purity of the covering which the Father sees. -Luther-
There is nothing more ugly than a Christian orthodoxy without understanding or without compassion.
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You are, in fact, being taken to a different, yet just as non-true a story as the one in this thread. They are not ... ahem ... real. But they are entertaining and about as useful as most news stories these days.