What do you get when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart.

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Rev. Lane Keister
Teaching Elder, PCA, North Dakota (working out of bounds in a CRC and an RCA church)
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Took me a few seconds, but I got it. when I read the title of the thread, I thought someone had found footage of this happening on youtube. How naieve I am .

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Josiah Lovett
Member of
Trinity OPC Bothell Wa.
Orthodox Presbyterian Church
Westminster Standards

Get that one at the diner in Hague, didja?

That's OK, when I told it to my management team, they thought I got it from one of our senior citizens or from one of my grandkids. In fact, one of them said, "I hope that you got that "joke" from one of your grandsons . . . the 4 year old, specifically."

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Dennis E. McFadden, Ex Mainline Baptist (in Remission)
Atherton Baptist Homes, CEO
First Baptist Church of Alhambra, Member, Transformation Ministries (CA)

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I love it.

I have been trying to reason myself out of telling my best jokes too, but it's an irrational impulse.

1. (I made this one up: I'm very proud of it) What would Billy Ray Cyrus be if he were a dinosaur?
A. An achy-brachyosauraus.


2. first person: Knock knock
second person: who's there?
first person: Impatient Cow
second person: Impatien-
first person: moo

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Heidi
Indianapolis, Indiana

After two days, he will revive us; on the third day he will raise us up, that we may live before him.
Let us know; let us press on to know the LORD; his going out is sure as the dawn; he will come to us as the showers, as the spring rains that water the earth.

That was cute

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JC
URCNA
PA

"Forgiveness is primarily for our own sake, so that we no longer carry the burden of resentment. But to forgive does not mean we will allow injustice again." --Jack Kornfield

@ Billy Ray!

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JC
URCNA
PA

"Forgiveness is primarily for our own sake, so that we no longer carry the burden of resentment. But to forgive does not mean we will allow injustice again." --Jack Kornfield

thank you for that useful post Colleen. You are the only other person I know who can appreciate such fine humor.

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Heidi
Indianapolis, Indiana

After two days, he will revive us; on the third day he will raise us up, that we may live before him.
Let us know; let us press on to know the LORD; his going out is sure as the dawn; he will come to us as the showers, as the spring rains that water the earth.

Clever!

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John J.
Member Christ Prebyterian Church (OPC)
Salt Lake City, Utah
www.christpres.net

<--- (shhhh, former highschool fan of the one hit wonder )

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JC
URCNA
PA

"Forgiveness is primarily for our own sake, so that we no longer carry the burden of resentment. But to forgive does not mean we will allow injustice again." --Jack Kornfield