Thread: Feel my Pain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

Honey, you're not logged in are you?

No.

Good.

How TRUE that is !!!!

And I don't mean to be a drag, but it'd be better if the infractions of the 3rd commandment could be replaced.

Originally Posted by CarolinaCalvinist

And I don't mean to be a drag, but it'd be better if the infractions of the 3rd commandment could be replaced.

Done

Agreed. I probaby should have caught it, but just didn't!

IT's MO betta now...

Originally Posted by CarolinaCalvinist

And I don't mean to be a drag, but it'd be better if the infractions of the 3rd commandment could be replaced.

Now my full reaction...

That's my Mom when I am driving. I finally got her to quit. Now she just hangs on in an exaggerated way and motions as if we are going to crash at any second.

Just how are you driving Stephen?? Your gonna give that poor woman a heart attack!!

Just think of me as John Eldredge behind the wheel, or at least that's how she see's it. The Mrs. Reply when I sent this to her:


"If I could KILL you while cooking you might have a point J "

Originally Posted by Augusta

That's my Mom when I am driving. I finally got her to quit. Now she just hangs on in an exaggerated way and motions as if we are going to crash at any second.

Just how are you driving Stephen?? Your gonna give that poor woman a heart attack!!

If you are the guy who can't figure out this is a joke, please go to therapy, soon...

That's pretty funny stuff!