A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

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~ Steven Bradford ~
Member Covenant Presbyterian, Chattanooga, TN

Honey, you're not logged in are you?

No.

Good.

How TRUE that is !!!!

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For the sake of the Name,

John Hill
Faith Community - Woodstock, Ga
Adopted. Husband for 13 years. Father of 5 children.
http://faithcommunitychurch.org- My home church
Rocky Top, you'll always be, home sweet home to me.

And I don't mean to be a drag, but it'd be better if the infractions of the 3rd commandment could be replaced.

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DAVIDIVS DOCTVS VTRIVSQVE LINGVAE
Husband of Emilia
Member: First Reformed Presbyterian Church of Durham (RPCNA) - Durham, NC
Currently in the process of transferring membership to an as-yet-undecided church in Chapel Hill
Student: University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, German Literature and Classics

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Ivan Schoen, Pastor * Maranatha Baptist Church, Poplar Grove, IL * http://maranatha-sbc.org/

"I want to assist churches and to assist pastors in training pastors. But, after fourteen years of service in this capacity, I am absolutely certain that the finest theological seminary on earth is absolutely incompetent at replicating the actual life of a Gospel congregation. I want to train a generation of pastors who will train pastors, and I want to help them in that task." --- Dr. R. Albert Mohler, President of THE Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, Louisville, KY

Done

Agreed. I probaby should have caught it, but just didn't!

IT's MO betta now...

Now my full reaction...

That's my Mom when I am driving. I finally got her to quit. Now she just hangs on in an exaggerated way and motions as if we are going to crash at any second.

Just how are you driving Stephen?? Your gonna give that poor woman a heart attack!!

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Traci
Lynnwood OPC
Psalm 52:8-9
8 But I am like a green olive tree in the house of God: I trust in the mercy of God for ever and ever.
9 I will praise thee for ever, because thou hast done it: and I will wait on thy name; for it is good before thy saints.

Just think of me as John Eldredge behind the wheel, or at least that's how she see's it. The Mrs. Reply when I sent this to her:


"If I could KILL you while cooking you might have a point J "

If you are the guy who can't figure out this is a joke, please go to therapy, soon...

That's pretty funny stuff!

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John
Member
Christ Presbyterian Church (OPC)
Salt Lake City, Utah
www.christpres.net