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I can't stop laughing over this. And if anyone calls either of these trolls {Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton} 'reverend' I will accuse you a ninth commandment violation.
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Looks like B1S1 is spreading. Oh No!. I wonder if it will cause death.
Only the death of avatars. But I hear the gov't is coming out with a vaccine. Unfortunately, I also hear it transforms your avatar into that of the president.


I used Scott tissues to blow my nose and look what happened
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Looks like B1S1 is spreading. Oh No!. I wonder if it will cause death.
Only the death of avatars. But I hear the gov't is coming out with a vaccine. Unfortunately, I also hear it transforms your avatar into that of the president.

I'm sure they are thinking something along these lines....


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I've been infected by the Spong Flu!


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I win. No contest.

Edit: When I originally posted this, my avatar was Katherine Jefferts Schori in a rather amusing vestment and a funny purple pointed hat!
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That just might be the winner!
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Whoa! I feel...so...liberated!

And why do I now have such an aversion to John MacArthur? Must be because God spoke to me, saying...

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even though I tried to speak to the B1S1 and claimed my healing, I still fell victim
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I can't stop laughing over this. And if anyone calls either of these trolls {Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton} 'reverend' I will accuse you a ninth commandment violation.
Hey, I ran across that video somewhere...

Oh wait, that was THIS THREAD. Seriously that is what I thought...

Now I must prepare my heart for the Sabbath...

And I don't care if my avatar is balking at the idea!
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That looks like a cross between Finney and Calvin...


Hmmm....nah, doesn't look bushy enough to be Finney. Don't you think his portraits look sorta ape-like?
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I really oppose this jump on the bandwagon mentality of changing avatars to reflect a famous fake reverend. As a counter to this trend I have chosen an avatar of a celeb rev who everyone feels comfortable with.
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OK, who is who is who???? There are three people shown here...











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Y'all can't keep up with a Texan!
That looks like a cross between Finney and Calvin...


Hmmm....nah, doesn't look bushy enough to be Finney. Don't you think his portraits look sorta ape-like?
It's Servetus. My last one was "Bishop" Katherine Jefferts Schori.
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I really oppose this jump on the bandwagon mentality of changing avatars to reflect a famous fake reverend. As a counter to this trend I have chosen an avatar of a celeb rev who everyone feels comfortable with.
Ah yes... the old Rootin' Tootin' one himself!
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Y'all can't keep up with a Texan!
That looks like a cross between Finney and Calvin...


Hmmm....nah, doesn't look bushy enough to be Finney. Don't you think his portraits look sorta ape-like?
It's Servetus. My last one was "Bishop" Katherine Jefferts Schori.
Oh I shoulda known! Mine is Anne Hutchinson...in case you didn't recognize!

Hey, anybody know a good home remedy for hyperactivity and lack of concentration? I feel like I've drunk 20 Mountain Dews but haven't had a speck of caffeine all day!
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You know, once we all change our avatars and this thread dies, it will be really confusing to people who find it later and can't see the avatars.
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you know, once we all change our avatars and this thread dies, it will be really confusing to people who find it later and can't see the avatars.
roflol!!!!!!!!

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