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Old 01-25-2008, 05:26 PM
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Ergun Caner has himself tasered


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Old 01-25-2008, 05:37 PM
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What a moron. What was the point he was trying to make??? That being an anabaptist makes about as much sense as allowing oneself to be zapped???
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:46 PM
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tazed and confused....
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Watch the related clip "Ergun Caner gets tased, bro". At the 00:50 mark you can clearly hear the guy who is making the video chuckle and say, "What an idiot..."

I'd agree with that opinion.
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:54 PM
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I have heard of man made revivals but this is ridiculous.

Or is 50,000 volts the impetus behind being 'slain in the spirit'?
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:58 PM
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What a moron. What was the point he was trying to make??? That being an anabaptist makes about as much sense as allowing oneself to be zapped???
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Watch the related clip "Ergun Caner gets tased, bro". At the 00:50 mark you can clearly hear the guy who is making the video chuckle and say, "What an idiot..."

I'd agree with that opinion.

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Mad.
Let's put that to an acronym.

Melodramatic And Dumb.
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Old 01-25-2008, 06:06 PM
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He could apply for a job on the power team
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Mad.
Let's put that to an acronym.

Melodramatic And Dumb.
That sounds fitting.
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They take the term "Jesus freak" to a whole new level...
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Old 01-25-2008, 06:30 PM
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Normally Im against tasers but if it helps stop Ergun Caner from spreading heresy I might be ok with it. Especially when its self inflicted
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Old 01-25-2008, 06:33 PM
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Where I live if the cops want to carry tazers they have to allow them selves to be tazered so they will know what it is like and will not go around tazering everybody. Maybe he is going to go around tazering people for Jesus or tazering those Calvinists he hates so much.
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Old 01-25-2008, 06:44 PM
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He knows were preparing for a calvinistic jihad influenced by arminian evangelical/ and catholic intervention in the christian church!!!
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:49 PM
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Normally Im against tasers but if it helps stop Ergun Caner from spreading heresy I might be ok with it. Especially when its self inflicted
It was meant to communicate a message. If you guys had listened to what he had to say afterwards, you would have understood his point.

As for Caner spreading heresy, I disagree with this. He is more of a Sandy Creek Baptist than a Charleston Baptist. I'll listen to him before I listen to Joel "Dr. Feelgood" Osteen.
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"Gee, getting tasered is worse than Muslims! But not quite as bad as Calvinists!"
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I beg to differ. He is a blatent arminian and hates calvinism. Stating its worse than Islam!!
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