This list never fails to make me smile, but it's missing several terms like 'Confessionalism', 'Calvinism', etc. Anyone care to suggest definitions?

• Capitalism: He who dies with the most toys, wins.
• Hari Krishna: He who plays with the most toys, wins.
• Judaism: He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
• Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
• Anglican: They were our toys first.
• Greek Orthodox: No, they were ours first.
• Branch Davidians: He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
• Atheism: There is no toy maker.
• Polytheism: There are many toy makers.
• Evolutionism: The toys made themselves.
• Church of Christ, Scientist: We are the toys.
• Communism: Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling ours.
• B'Hai: All toys are just fine with us.
• Amish: Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
• Taoism: The doll is as important as the dump truck.
• Mormonism: Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
• Voodoo: Let me borrow that doll for a second…
• Hedonism: Hang the rule book! Let's play!
• Seventh Day Adventist: He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
• Church of Christ: He whose toys make music, loses.
• Baptist: Once played always played.
• Jehovah's Witnesses: He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
• Pentecostalism: He whose toys can talk, wins.
• Existentialism: Toys are a figment of your imagination.
• Confucianism: Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
• Non-denominationalism: We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.

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David
Member, Providence Presbyterian Church (PCA)
Lubbock, Texas
("Nebrexan": Born in Nebraska, born again in Texas)

Calvin:That toy is not in accord with RPG, you can only play with it outside the church building kid!

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et

A man cannot serve both toys and God. Either he will love the one and hate the other.

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Rich
PCA, Northern VA
Student, New Geneva Theological Seminary

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Depends on who is defining, our opponents might say

1. toy robots programed to say I love you God

I have actually heard Hank Hennigrff do this by saying Calvinism can't be true because that would reduce Christians to Chatty Cathy dolls.

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Bruce
PCUSA
Ocean City NJ

Yikes

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Bruce
PCUSA
Ocean City NJ

Calvinism: some have been predestined to receive eternal toys, others have not.

Nuance:

Moderate Calvinism: only the elect receive eternal toys, but the non-elect receive temporal toys in this life.

High Calvinism: only the elect receive eternal toys and temporal toys, the non-elect get no toys in this life.

Moderate Calvinism: eternal toys are sincerely offered to the non-elect.

High Calvinism: there is no well-meant offer of toys to the non-elect.

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Daniel Ritchie
Saintfield, Northern Ireland - Queen's University, Belfast:History/Politics
Member of Dromara Reformed Presbyterian Church of Ireland (Covenanter)

Calvin: (After snapping the head off a doll) Stop sobbing! It was planned in eternity.

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et

Patriarchy: Only Play with toys that are hand made out of wood.

Calvinism: Buzz Lightyear He hated, but Woody He loved.

Presbyterian:

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Christopher Reeder
Husband to Kara, Father to Abigail (7), Caleb (6), Grace (5), Zoë (3), Elijah (2) and Hannah (<1)

Member: Pilgrim Presbyterian Church (OPC), Raleigh, NC

5-Points of TOYLIP:

T: TOY-tal DepraviTOY
OY: OYconditional Election
L: Limited ATOYnement
I: IrresisTOYble Grace
P: Perseverence of the Saints

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Will Shin
Rockville, MD

Health and wealth toys: Your best toys NOW!

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Pergamum


"If a commission by an earthly king is considered a honor, how can a commission by a Heavenly King be considered a sacrifice?"
-- David Livingstone

Kenneth Copeland: You are not a little doll. You are a little god!

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et

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Dennis E. McFadden, Ex Mainline Baptist (in Remission)
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First Baptist Church of Alhambra, Member, Transformation Ministries (CA)

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Calvinism: The toys you get freely are predetermined by God in eternity past.
Arminianism: We chose the toys first, so they then came to us.
Semi-Pelagianism: The toys have the ability to reject the person trying to take them.

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K. Joel Gilliard
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