Bob was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passers by pulled him from the wreck and revived him.



Bob began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.



Later, when Bob was calm, they asked him why he struggled so much.



Bob said, "I remembered the impact. Then... nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing sign. Turns out somebody was standing in front of the 'S' on the 'Shell' sign."





*****

The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.



"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.



"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.



As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"



"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!"

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Sterling Harmon
Presbyterian Church of Coventry (PCA)
Coventry, CT
Deacon
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"Whatever is laudable in our works proceeds from the grace of God."
-- John Calvin, Institutes III:xv.3.

"Our Lord God must be a good man, to be fond of worthless fellows. I cannot like them, and yet I, myself, am one."
-- Martin Luther, Table Talk
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The first one is really good!!

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Timothy Johnson
First United Presbyterian of Moline
PCUSA (Yea, I know)
Theology/Philosophy Sunday School Teacher
Davenport, IA

Don't encourage him!

JK

I like the second one.

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James Helbert, Wytheville, VA
Providence Reformed Presbyterian Church, RPCUS
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"Is this not a brand plucked from the fire?” - Zechariah 3:2

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The "S" in the big Shell sign near Barstow was burned out for several years back in the 70s. Nobody felt the need to replace it.

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Raymond Victor Bottomly
Providence Reformed Baptist Church, Tacoma, WA

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Too funny.

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For the sake of the Name,

John Hill
Faith Community - Woodstock, Ga
Adopted. Husband for 13 years. Father of 5 children.
http://faithcommunitychurch.org- My home church
Rocky Top, you'll always be, home sweet home to me.

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The man who is disposed to think of his sin as a great calamity, rather than as a heinous crime, is not likely either to reverence God or to respect His law. - John Kennedy, 1873
Meg
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Member, Intown Presbyterian Church,PCA, Portland, OR

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I could see why, in Barstow. Makes me shudder just to think of that town.

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Brad
Member- Eagle Heights PCA
Winchester, VA

Pro 16:33 The lot is cast into the lap; but the whole disposing thereof is of the LORD.

Isa 8:20 To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.

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Benjamin P. Glaser, M. Div, Licentiate, Associate Reformed Presbyterian Church
Member Fairmount ARP Church
Pittsburgh, PA

Deo Vindice

Two men were walking up in the moutians, thay came across a mine shaft that whent staight down.

The first man picked up a small rock to through it down to see how deep the shaft was, he did not hear anything.

The second person picked up a larger rock and did the same thing. Still no sound.

The men looked around and thay spoted a railroad tie, it was so heavy thay both had to pick it upand through it down the mine shaft.

All of a sudden a goat ran by them and jumped into the hole, both men were scatching ther heads.

A third person came by and asked "Have you guy's seen a goat around here?"

the two men: "Why yes one just came by and jumped into that hole"


3rd person: Ahh that was not my my goat then, why my goat was hitched to aa railroad tie

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Robert Brown
Emmanuel OPC
Kent Washington

Augustine. ' Animam meam in odia haberem'
(Translated) I would hate my own soul if I did not find it loving God

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Ed Asano
Member, Center Grove Presbyterian (PCA)
Edwardsville, IL

Lord, I am willing to --
Receive what you give,
Lack what you withhold,
Relinquish what you take.