Dissociated Press ** 10/15/2009 **

by Frilly Flyer

Burning Fire Has Booked Plans for Planes on Plains for Halloween

"Someone, somewhere, reported that a burning fire has booked plans for planes on plains for halloween. Aforementioned report has not been confirmed and could be entirely fallacious, but the story was seen here first."

End of Story.

**Disclaimer** - This is not a real story. Really.

Related non-Stories:

Halloween Burning Fire Booking Planned for Christian
Burning Band Banned from Bandit Band's Abandoned disBanded Band

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It is God that multiplies our sorrows.... God, as a righteous Judge, does it, which ought to silence us under all our sorrows; as many as they are, we have deserved them all, and more: nay, God, as a tender Father, does it for our necessary correction, that we may be humbled for sin, and weaned from the world by all our sorrows; and the good we get by them, with the comfort we have under them, will abundantly balance our sorrows, how greatly soever they are multiplied. - Matthew Henry

A fun Halloween costume would be roadkill of one sort or another. Or even a family that dresses up as the "evolution of man" chain! From littlest to largest, the costumes transform from "primate" to human and they walk in a single file line!

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