Dissociated Press ** 10/15/2009 **

by Bandit Bandy

Burning Band Banned from Bandit Band's Abandoned disBanded Band

"The band formerly known as 'Burning' was banned from another band, named 'Bandit Band,' and also banned from their abandoned disbanded band named 'Abandoned Disbanded Band.' This was no joke."

End of Story.

**Disclaimer** - This is not a real story.

Unrelated, but nice stories:

Halloween Burning Fire Booking Planned for Christian
Burning Fire Has Booked Plans for Planes on Plains for Halloween

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Josh Hicks, Chloë's Dad
Christ Covenant Reformed Presbyterian Church, RPCGA
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It is God that multiplies our sorrows.... God, as a righteous Judge, does it, which ought to silence us under all our sorrows; as many as they are, we have deserved them all, and more: nay, God, as a tender Father, does it for our necessary correction, that we may be humbled for sin, and weaned from the world by all our sorrows; and the good we get by them, with the comfort we have under them, will abundantly balance our sorrows, how greatly soever they are multiplied. - Matthew Henry

In that same vein:

Flash: A new property-law book has been published:

Maintenance of Maine Tenets for Main Tenants

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Wayne Sparkman, Th.M.
Director, PCA Historical Center, St. Louis, MO
Blogs: The Continuing Story and PCA History Blog

Josh that made me need a band-aid for my head
...near where a hatband would be

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Richard H. King
Providence PCA
Lubbock, Texas
You know what my main problem is? I start things but rarely finish anyth...

That sounds like a Farkle Family funny flashback fact.

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Rich Koster
1689'er
Browns Mills NJ USA
Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25