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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy"
When asked why such a big password, she said that she was complying with the rule that all passwords had to be at least 8 characters long.
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Originally Posted by OPC'n Why did the blond run into the building? | Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?  That was mean!
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Originally Posted by OPC'n Why did the blond run into the building? | Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?  That was mean! | hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.
A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first?
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Originally Posted by OPC'n Quote:
Originally Posted by AThornquist Quote:
Originally Posted by OPC'n Why did the blond run into the building? | Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?  That was mean! | hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.
A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first? | Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person?
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Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?  That was mean! | hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.
A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first? | Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person? | Yes, now which half gets there first | 
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Originally Posted by louis_jp The blonde floats down slower because of all the air in her head. | Ha! Close but no cigar. The blond bc she has to stop for directions.
There was a blond driving down a country road when she saw another blond sitting in a boat which was in a field. She pulled over, got out of her car, and yelled out to the blond in the boat, "It's blonds like you who give us a bad name! If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and smack you!"
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10 blondes in a circle were arrested........for starting a dope ring. -----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:08:22 EST----- Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Hettler Quote:
Originally Posted by OPC'n Quote:
Originally Posted by AThornquist
Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?  That was mean! | hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.
A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first? | Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person? | No, they had a blonde grammar teacher.
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Originally Posted by Rich Koster 10 blondes in a circle were arrested........for starting a dope ring. -----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:08:22 EST----- Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Hettler Quote:
Originally Posted by OPC'n
hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.
A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first? | Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person? | No, they had a blonde grammar teacher. | Hey! I resemble that remark! Why is everyone so mean on PB? | 
10-09-2009, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Rich Koster 10 blondes in a circle were arrested........for starting a dope ring. -----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:08:22 EST----- Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Hettler
Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person? | No, they had a blonde grammar teacher. | Hey! I resemble that remark! Why is everyone so mean on PB?  | A confession: guess what my hair color was before it became calico???
They banned witch hunting so we have to take out our frustrations somehow. | 
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Originally Posted by Rich Koster 10 blondes in a circle were arrested........for starting a dope ring. -----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:08:22 EST-----
No, they had a blonde grammar teacher. | Hey! I resemble that remark! Why is everyone so mean on PB?  | They banned witch hunting so we have to take out our frustrations somehow.  | | 
10-09-2009, 06:23 PM
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Hey! I resemble that remark! Why is everyone so mean on PB?  | They banned witch hunting so we have to take out our frustrations somehow.  |  | A flaming shot of scotch....are blondes allowed to attempt that without a fire engine present??? | 
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Originally Posted by Semper Fidelis During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy"
When asked why such a big password, she said that she was complying with the rule that all passwords had to be at least 8 characters long. | My wife is blonde. Dare I tell her that joke?
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What do you call a Blonde at the bottom of a pool?
An air pocket.
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Originally Posted by Rich Koster
They banned witch hunting so we have to take out our frustrations somehow.  |  | A flaming shot of scotch....are blondes allowed to attempt that without a fire engine present???  | Oh, yeah! And I could out drink you in scotch any day of the week! -----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:30:37 EST----- Quote:
Originally Posted by Herald What do you call a Blonde at the bottom of a pool?
An air pocket. |   -----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:31:33 EST-----
What do you call a blond in a coffin? A dyed blond
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Originally Posted by OPC'n | A flaming shot of scotch....are blondes allowed to attempt that without a fire engine present???  | Oh, yeah! And I could out drink you in scotch any day of the week! -----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:30:37 EST----- Quote:
Originally Posted by Herald What do you call a Blonde at the bottom of a pool?
An air pocket. |   -----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:31:33 EST-----
What do you call a blond in a coffin? A dyed blond | If you're buyin', I'm tryin' ( no cheap stuff  )
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A flaming shot of scotch....are blondes allowed to attempt that without a fire engine present???  | Oh, yeah! And I could out drink you in scotch any day of the week! -----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:30:37 EST----- Quote:
Originally Posted by Herald What do you call a Blonde at the bottom of a pool?
An air pocket. |   -----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:31:33 EST-----
What do you call a blond in a coffin? A dyed blond | If you're buyin', I'm tryin' ( no cheap stuff  ) | We buy our own.....how are we going to do this....over skype? | 
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A group of blondes was driving a pickup truck over a bridge, their brakes went out, and they went into the river. The two in the cab were able to get out, swam to the surface, and survived, but the two riding in the truck bed drowned. Why?
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Originally Posted by Montanablue A group of blondes was driving a pickup truck over a bridge, their brakes went out, and they went into the river. The two in the cab were able to get out, swam to the surface, and survived, but the two riding in the truck bed drowned. Why? | They couldn't find the door or they couldn't find the window handles to roll down the windows?
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Originally Posted by Semper Fidelis During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy"
When asked why such a big password, she said that she was complying with the rule that all passwords had to be at least 8 characters long. | My wife is blonde. Dare I tell her that joke? | Not if you don't know her password !
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Originally Posted by Montanablue A group of blondes was driving a pickup truck over a bridge, their brakes went out, and they went into the river. The two in the cab were able to get out, swam to the surface, and survived, but the two riding in the truck bed drowned. Why? | They couldn't find the door or they couldn't find the window handles to roll down the windows? | Close. The ones in the cab were able to roll down the windows. The ones in the bed died while trying to get the tailgate down.
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Originally Posted by OPC'n | If you're buyin', I'm tryin' ( no cheap stuff  ) | We buy our own.....how are we going to do this....over skype?  | We must meet at a neutral place between NJ & WI which has copious quantities of White Castles (for a primer) and Dewars (or better.. I have no objections to Glenlivet or Pinch etc) and there must be 1) an impartial arbitrator (such as my blonde wife who read this over my shoulder) and a designated driver (for both of us). 2) At least 2 PB referees to validate we are drinking Scotch and not some rotgut imposture.
Maybe we can have a Friday night smackdown... Rich & Sarah vs the Highlander.....winner takes all.... | 
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If you're buyin', I'm tryin' ( no cheap stuff  ) | We buy our own.....how are we going to do this....over skype?  |
Maybe we can have a Friday night smackdown... Rich & Sarah vs the Highlander.....winner takes all....  | All what?
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We buy our own.....how are we going to do this....over skype?  |
Maybe we can have a Friday night smackdown... Rich & Sarah vs the Highlander.....winner takes all....  | All what? | The tab for the smackdown & slyders | 
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Ohio's between NJ and WI...
And there's White Castles around here.
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Originally Posted by Skyler No, I'm just suggesting a location.  | OK, I'll let you off the hook for now.....this fight needs a promoter....I hope Larry King isn't reading this thread..  
Sarah must be @ work or in training, so let's give it a rest for tonight.......BREAKFAST BRAWL !!!!
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no sarah ain't at work or training. sarah took a nap. we could do it in the comfort of our own homes and just skype it. | 
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Originally Posted by OPC'n no sarah ain't at work or training. sarah took a nap. we could do it in the comfort of our own homes and just skype it.  | What would be the rules of moderation???? | 
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Originally Posted by OPC'n no sarah ain't at work or training. sarah took a nap. we could do it in the comfort of our own homes and just skype it.  | What would be the rules of moderation????  | oh, now you're looking to be moderate in all things, eh? Getting cold feet?    Yep, I crack myself up all the time! I'll leave the ideas of bossing to you.
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Since I've been part of contract negotiations since May ( and it has really been fruitless...yes, I'm a union rep), let's agree on a ""fifth"" to dissolve all grievances and promote the ratification of mutual well-being and a good night's sleep. My wife is still not on PB, but I hope she will agree with the 1689 (or WCF) soon.
If this is cold feet....let's switch to Maker's Mark ...yum.
White Castles and Bourbon.....sounds like a top ten hit on a college radio stations !!!!
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Originally Posted by Rich Koster Since I've been part of contract negotiations since May ( and it has really been fruitless...yes, I'm a union rep), let's agree on a ""fifth"" to dissolve all grievances and promote the ratification of mutual well-being and a good night's sleep. My wife is still not on PB, but I hope she will agree with the 1689 (or WCF) soon.
If this is cold feet....let's switch to Maker's Mark ...yum.
White Castles and Bourbon.....sounds like a top ten hit on a college radios station !!!! | went and got me some culvers ice cream.... i'm happy
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Originally Posted by Rich Koster Since I've been part of contract negotiations since May ( and it has really been fruitless...yes, I'm a union rep), let's agree on a ""fifth"" to dissolve all grievances and promote the ratification of mutual well-being and a good night's sleep. My wife is still not on PB, but I hope she will agree with the 1689 (or WCF) soon.
If this is cold feet....let's switch to Maker's Mark ...yum.
White Castles and Bourbon.....sounds like a top ten hit on a college radios station !!!! | went and got me some culvers ice cream.... i'm happy | Is that on the menu???? Wow, I'm falling behind. I hope not LEFT BEHIND | 
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How do you drown a blond?
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Place a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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How do you drive a blonde crazy?
Put them in a round room and tell them there is an answer to all their questions in the corner.
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Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.'' -----Added 10/9/2009 at 10:46:42 EST-----
There was a blonde, and a man from another country at a bar, and the man said, "My country was the first from space," and at that time a red head came up, she said, " My country was the first to go to the moon."
Then the blonde said," Oh yeah well I am gunna go to the sun!" The red head said, " Stupid you can't go to the sun it is too hot." Then the blonde replied, " That is why I'm going at night!"
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Originally Posted by DeoOpt Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.'' -----Added 10/9/2009 at 10:46:42 EST-----
There was a blonde, and a man from another country at a bar, and the man said, "My country was the first from space," and at that time a red head came up, she said, " My country was the first to go to the moon."
Then the blonde said," Oh yeah well I am gunna go to the sun!" The red head said, " Stupid you can't go to the sun it is too hot." Then the blonde replied, " That is why I'm going at night!" | Oi !!! -----Added 10/9/2009 at 10:56:29 EST-----
How do you keep a blonde in suspense??
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