2 Timothy 2:24-25
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy"
When asked why such a big password, she said that she was complying with the rule that all passwords had to be at least 8 characters long.
Rich
PCA, Northern VA
Student, New Geneva Theological Seminary
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Puritanboard Doctor
Good one!
Why did the blond run into the building?
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
Puritanboard Postgraduate
Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?Originally Posted by OPC'n
That was mean!
Andrew ThornquistMy Photo Album
Calvinistic Baptist
Ukiah, California
To follow Christ was the best decision God made for me!
Puritanboard Doctor
hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?
A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first?
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
Puritanboard Freshman
Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person?hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?
A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first?
Mark Hettler
PCA
Central NJ
God answers prayers in one of two ways: "Yes," or "I have something better."
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Puritanboard Doctor
Yes, now which half gets there firstJumps off? Does that mean they're the same person?hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.
Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?
A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first?
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
Puritanboard Freshman
The blonde floats down slower because of all the air in her head.
Louis DiBiase
Louisville, KY
Puritanboard Doctor
Ha! Close but no cigar. The blond bc she has to stop for directions.
There was a blond driving down a country road when she saw another blond sitting in a boat which was in a field. She pulled over, got out of her car, and yelled out to the blond in the boat, "It's blonds like you who give us a bad name! If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and smack you!"
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
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Puritanboard Doctor
hahahaha!
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
Puritanboard Senior
10 blondes in a circle were arrested........for starting a dope ring.
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No, they had a blonde grammar teacher.Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person?hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.
Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?
A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first?
Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
Puritanboard Doctor
Hey! I resemble that remark! Why is everyone so mean on PB?10 blondes in a circle were arrested........for starting a dope ring.
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No, they had a blonde grammar teacher.Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person?
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
Puritanboard Senior
A confession: guess what my hair color was before it became calico???Hey! I resemble that remark! Why is everyone so mean on PB?10 blondes in a circle were arrested........for starting a dope ring.
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No, they had a blonde grammar teacher.
They banned witch hunting so we have to take out our frustrations somehow.
Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
Puritanboard Doctor
They banned witch hunting so we have to take out our frustrations somehow.Hey! I resemble that remark! Why is everyone so mean on PB?
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
Puritanboard Senior
A flaming shot of scotch....are blondes allowed to attempt that without a fire engine present???They banned witch hunting so we have to take out our frustrations somehow.
Hey! I resemble that remark! Why is everyone so mean on PB?
Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
No posts for you!
My wife is blonde. Dare I tell her that joke?
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Elder
Grace Baptist Church
Maryland
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No posts for you!
What do you call a Blonde at the bottom of a pool?
An air pocket.
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Maryland
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Puritanboard Doctor
Oh, yeah! And I could out drink you in scotch any day of the week!A flaming shot of scotch....are blondes allowed to attempt that without a fire engine present???
They banned witch hunting so we have to take out our frustrations somehow.
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What do you call a blond in a coffin? A dyed blond
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
Puritanboard Senior
If you're buyin', I'm tryin' ( no cheap stuffOh, yeah! And I could out drink you in scotch any day of the week!A flaming shot of scotch....are blondes allowed to attempt that without a fire engine present???
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What do you call a blond in a coffin? A dyed blond)
Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
Puritanboard Doctor
We buy our own.....how are we going to do this....over skype?If you're buyin', I'm tryin' ( no cheap stuffOh, yeah! And I could out drink you in scotch any day of the week!
A flaming shot of scotch....are blondes allowed to attempt that without a fire engine present???
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What do you call a blond in a coffin? A dyed blond
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
Puritanboard Postgraduate
A group of blondes was driving a pickup truck over a bridge, their brakes went out, and they went into the river. The two in the cab were able to get out, swam to the surface, and survived, but the two riding in the truck bed drowned. Why?
Kathleen M
nondenominational
Montana
Puritanboard Doctor
They couldn't find the door or they couldn't find the window handles to roll down the windows?
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
Puritanboard Freshman
Not if you don't know her password !My wife is blonde. Dare I tell her that joke?
Thanks in Christ
Gord
RTI Student
Burlington, Ontario
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Puritanboard Postgraduate
Close. The ones in the cab were able to roll down the windows. The ones in the bed died while trying to get the tailgate down.They couldn't find the door or they couldn't find the window handles to roll down the windows?
Kathleen M
nondenominational
Montana
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Puritanboard Senior
We must meet at a neutral place between NJ & WI which has copious quantities of White Castles (for a primer) and Dewars (or better.. I have no objections to Glenlivet or Pinch etc) and there must be 1) an impartial arbitrator (such as my blonde wife who read this over my shoulder) and a designated driver (for both of us). 2) At least 2 PB referees to validate we are drinking Scotch and not some rotgut imposture.We buy our own.....how are we going to do this....over skype?If you're buyin', I'm tryin' ( no cheap stuff
Oh, yeah! And I could out drink you in scotch any day of the week!
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What do you call a blond in a coffin? A dyed blond
Maybe we can have a Friday night smackdown... Rich & Sarah vs the Highlander.....winner takes all....
Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
Puritanboard Junior
All what?We buy our own.....how are we going to do this....over skype?
If you're buyin', I'm tryin' ( no cheap stuff
Maybe we can have a Friday night smackdown... Rich & Sarah vs the Highlander.....winner takes all....
Curt Lovelace
Pastor, Covenant Baptist Church (CBA)
Acton, Maine
Director, Lifework Forum
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Puritanboard Senior
The tab for the smackdown & slydersAll what?
We buy our own.....how are we going to do this....over skype?
Maybe we can have a Friday night smackdown... Rich & Sarah vs the Highlander.....winner takes all....
Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
Puritanboard Senior
Ohio's between NJ and WI...
And there's White Castles around here.
Jonathan, A.A.S.
Audio Engineer
Reformed Baptist
Ohio
Puritanboard Senior
Are you volunteering to stage the MAIN EVENT??
Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
Puritanboard Senior
No, I'm just suggesting a location.
Jonathan, A.A.S.
Audio Engineer
Reformed Baptist
Ohio
Puritanboard Senior
OK, I'll let you off the hook for now.....this fight needs a promoter....I hope Larry King isn't reading this thread..No, I'm just suggesting a location.
Sarah must be @ work or in training, so let's give it a rest for tonight.......BREAKFAST BRAWL !!!!
Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
Puritanboard Doctor
no sarah ain't at work or training. sarah took a nap. we could do it in the comfort of our own homes and just skype it.
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
Puritanboard Senior
What would be the rules of moderation????no sarah ain't at work or training. sarah took a nap. we could do it in the comfort of our own homes and just skype it.
Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
Puritanboard Doctor
oh, now you're looking to be moderate in all things, eh? Getting cold feet?What would be the rules of moderation????no sarah ain't at work or training. sarah took a nap. we could do it in the comfort of our own homes and just skype it.
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
Puritanboard Senior
Since I've been part of contract negotiations since May ( and it has really been fruitless...yes, I'm a union rep), let's agree on a ""fifth"" to dissolve all grievances and promote the ratification of mutual well-being and a good night's sleep. My wife is still not on PB, but I hope she will agree with the 1689 (or WCF) soon.
If this is cold feet....let's switch to Maker's Mark ...yum.
White Castles and Bourbon.....sounds like a top ten hit on a college radio stations !!!!
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Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
Puritanboard Doctor
went and got me some culvers ice cream.... i'm happy
sarah
providence (Only Perfect Church)
wi coldest snowiest state in the union
RN working towards photographer
Puritanboard Senior
Is that on the menu???? Wow, I'm falling behind. I hope not LEFT BEHINDwent and got me some culvers ice cream.... i'm happy
Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
Puritanboard Junior
How do you drown a blond?
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.
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Place a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
Casey, Chicagoland, OPC
AThornquist (10-09-2009)
Puritanboard Senior
How do you drive a blonde crazy?
Put them in a round room and tell them there is an answer to all their questions in the corner.
Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
AThornquist (10-09-2009)
Puritanboard Freshman
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''
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There was a blonde, and a man from another country at a bar, and the man said, "My country was the first from space," and at that time a red head came up, she said, " My country was the first to go to the moon."
Then the blonde said," Oh yeah well I am gunna go to the sun!" The red head said, " Stupid you can't go to the sun it is too hot." Then the blonde replied, " That is why I'm going at night!"
Robert Brown
Emmanuel OPC
Kent Washington
Augustine. ' Animam meam in odia haberem'
(Translated) I would hate my own soul if I did not find it loving God
AThornquist (10-09-2009)
Puritanboard Senior
Oi !!!
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How do you keep a blonde in suspense??
Rich Koster
Browns Mills NJ USA
Member of Covenant Baptist, Lumberton NJ (1689ers)
http://cbclumberton.wordpress.com/
The Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25
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