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No, really, he did! Unlike Tim Keller's figurative and allegorical shockings, Hinn shocked me literally. 
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11-04-2009, 06:14 PM
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Is that enough to get you banned from the PB? 
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Is that because he carries around 1000 V of static in his hair ? 
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DON'T JOU MESS WITH ME OR I'LL BLOW YOR HAED OFF 
I TRIED ATTACHING THE BENNY HINN HG MACHINE GUN, BUT IT NO WORKY
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Emperor Palpatine!
"I am your father, Joshua!"
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo.
(I know, I'm mixing my characters up a bit, but the joke doesn't work otherwise).
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11-04-2009, 06:28 PM
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And, please, no comments about my feminine, pretty, and dark looking hands, or shoulder-padded attire.
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Or your hair done up in buns.
Oops, mixing characters again. My bad.
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My what feminine, pretty, and dark-looking hands you have.
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Originally Posted by a mere housewife  My what feminine, pretty, and dark-looking hands you have. | I like his shoulder-padded attire myself.
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Originally Posted by Joshua No, really, he did! Unlike Tim Keller's figurative and allegorical shockings, Hinn shocked me literally. | Will Josh ever be the same again?
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And, please, no comments about my feminine, pretty, and dark looking hands, or shoulder-padded attire.
| Don't worry - your feminine hands and shoulder-padded attire are not news to anyone here. We take them for granted.
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Originally Posted by Richard Tallach Is that because he carries around 1000 V of static in his hair ? | The static only results because he whips off the Nauru jacket too quickly.
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Originally Posted by Joshua No, really, he did! Unlike Tim Keller's figurative and allegorical shockings, Hinn shocked me literally. | THAT is great!
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11-04-2009, 08:39 PM
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Too bad you can't share that pic with Benny (without him getting your email address). I'll bet he'd get a real charge out of it!  |
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How long did it take you to do that? Photoshop? Haha funny!
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Don't you just love photoshop  Is Benny Hinn contra confessional? LOL
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Go ahead. You all have your laughs. It was a traumatic experience. See if I ever go and try to expose him again!
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Originally Posted by Berean Too bad you can't share that pic with Benny (without him getting your email address). I'll bet he'd get a real charge out of it! | You can, actually. Just make a disposable Gmail account.
And anyway, we've seen his secret powerz before:
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