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09-13-2008, 10:14 AM
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This is cute:
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, 'May I have 50 Christmas stamps?'
The clerk says, 'What denomination?'
The blonde says, 'Heavenhelp us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.'
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09-13-2008, 10:22 AM
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09-13-2008, 10:38 AM
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YES!!!! I always knew blondes like Baptists the best!
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09-13-2008, 11:20 AM
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At least she asked for fifty stamps.
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09-13-2008, 11:23 AM
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I am surprised that she could divide them out that quickly in her head.
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09-13-2008, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Pergamum  YES!!!! I always knew blondes like Baptists the best! | So what are you trying to say about our Baptist brethren, Pergs?
Oh, waitaminit... you ARE Baptist. Ne-ver-mind.... (in my best Rosanna Rosannadanna voice)
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09-13-2008, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Brad Quote:
Originally Posted by Pergamum YES!!!! I always knew blondes like Baptists the best! | So what are you trying to say about our Baptist brethren, Pergs?
Oh, waitaminit... you ARE Baptist. Ne-ver-mind.... (in my best Rosanna Rosannadanna voice) | That should be in your best Emily Litella voice. 
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09-13-2008, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Seb Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Quote:
Originally Posted by Pergamum YES!!!! I always knew blondes like Baptists the best! | So what are you trying to say about our Baptist brethren, Pergs?
Oh, waitaminit... you ARE Baptist. Ne-ver-mind.... (in my best Rosanna Rosannadanna voice) | That should be in your best Emily Litella voice. | Nope. Rosanna Rosannadanna, as in this: |
09-13-2008, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Brad Quote:
Originally Posted by Seb Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad So what are you trying to say about our Baptist brethren, Pergs?
Oh, waitaminit... you ARE Baptist. Ne-ver-mind.... (in my best Rosanna Rosannadanna voice) | That should be in your best Emily Litella voice. | Nope. Rosanna Rosannadanna, as in this: | Nope. That's Emily Litella. I made the same mistake a couple of years ago.
Here's Roseanne Roseannadanna and her tagline: 
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