As if there isn't enough. But this was cute and I wanted share it.

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend trip.

The brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rode on the top level.

The brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the blondes upstairs.

She decided to go up and investigate.

When the brunette reached the top, she found all the blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

the brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"

One of the blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered...

"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!?!"

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Tom Mitchell
Opp, AL
Member of First Presbyterian Church PCA Florala, AL

Open profaneness is the broad dirty way which leads to hell
--but trusting in religious duties is a sure way, though a cleaner way to hell. ~ Thomas Brooks
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Hahahahahaha :

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~Keon Garraway~ Brooklyn, NY Member of Franklin Square OPC

Love for God demonstrated by the love for our children in giving them a God centered education is the only hope for our country. by David Morrow
Pslam 71:20 [Thou], which hast shewed me great and sore troubles, shalt quicken me again, and shalt bring me up again from the depths of the earth.

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~James Helbert~, Wytheville, VA
Providence Reformed Presbyterian Church, RPCUS
TheBibleAlone.com / The Edinburgh Inn
"Is this not a brand plucked from the fire?” - Zechariah 3:2

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Sterling Harmon
Coventry, CT
PCA
Deacon
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"Whatever is laudable in our works proceeds from the grace of God."
-- John Calvin, Institutes III:xv.3.

"Our Lord God must be a good man, to be fond of worthless fellows. I cannot like them, and yet I, myself, am one."
-- Martin Luther, Table Talk

I'd tell this joke to my wife but then one of you would have to put me up on your couch for the next week or two.

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Bill Brown
Elder
Grace Baptist Church
Anne Arundel County, Maryland

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Bobbi Clark
Covenant Member
Pinewood Pres. (PCA) Middleburg

When I kept Silent, My bones wasted away through my groaning all day long. Psalm 32:3

This one is a true story. Years ago we were watching America's Most Wanted with my blond sister-in-law, and she asked aloud, "If they're able to get all these guys doin' stuff on film, why can't they catch 'em right then?".... Momentary silence... then howls of laughter... then, "What's so funny?" It was almost fatal.

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Brad
PCA Member
Virginia

Pro 16:33 The lot is cast into the lap; but the whole disposing thereof is of the LORD.

Isa 8:20 To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.

Well it is funny, BUT, I cannot share it with my wife, Megan was (sad sigh, racking sob) born blonde. She is sensitive to blonde jokes!

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~etexas~

Too funny

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For the sake of the Name,

John Hill
Faith Community - Woodstock, Ga
Adopted. Husband for 12 years. Father of 5 children.
http://faithcommunitychurch.org- My home church
Rocky Top, you'll always be, home sweet home to me.

A man from my old church told me of a time that he and his wife were dating. After the date, he drove her back to her college in the middle of a snowstorm to drop her off and had a hard time finding a parking spot. She pointed out a vacant spot right next to her dormatory entrance, to which he replied, "but honey, it's a handicapped spot. I can't park there." She said, "well, I don't think any handicapped person will be parking their wheelchair there today, look how much it's snowing outside."

True story.......I guess that should have been a red flag for him right there.

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Charles Plauger
Member/Grace Reformed Church
Oakland, MD