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Old 11-26-2007, 02:54 AM
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Accepting and Affirming Calvinists???

If you are in a mood for some tongue-in-cheek humor, utilizing some very common arguments applied to the "problem" of being a Calvinist, cf.

"More Churches Accepting and Affirming Calvinists in Their Midst" (Tominthebox News Network - Religious Humor/Satire: More Churches Accepting and Affirming Calvinists in Their Midst)
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Another...........from a man who over Thanksgiving told his non-Calvinist SBC Father-In-Law....that I am a "flaming" 5 pointer....and am taking his daughter with me!
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"My son went off to college and became one of those blasted Calvinists!" shouted an angry Mark Tenderfoot, from Memphis, Tennessee. "I thought I had raised him right. We sent him off to school and a year later he comes to us and says 'Mom and dad, I'm a Calvinist.' It just broke our hearts.
ROFL sheesh you would think he just told his dad he was gay or something Oh man I love Tom and his box of funny articles
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Another...........from a man who over Thanksgiving told his non-Calvinist SBC Father-In-Law....that I am a "flaming" 5 pointer....and am taking his daughter with me!
ROFL "flaming calvinist"
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