This reminds me of some churches I grew up in

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Josh G
Non-denom church (holds to the WCF)
Zion Community Church, Greenville, SC

Always thought those people were kinda squirrelly.

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The man who is disposed to think of his sin as a great calamity, rather than as a heinous crime, is not likely either to reverence God or to respect His law. - John Kennedy, 1873
Meg
Blog
Member, Intown Presbyterian Church,PCA, Portland, OR

Click to get: Board Rules -- Signature Requirements -- Suggestions?

Ray Stevens was great! I miss him. Dunno, maybe we need a few squirrels in our churches.

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Ivan Schoen, Pastor * Maranatha Baptist Church, Poplar Grove, IL * http://maranatha-sbc.org/

"I want to assist churches and to assist pastors in training pastors. But, after fourteen years of service in this capacity, I am absolutely certain that the finest theological seminary on earth is absolutely incompetent at replicating the actual life of a Gospel congregation. I want to train a generation of pastors who will train pastors, and I want to help them in that task." --- Dr. R. Albert Mohler, President of THE Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, Louisville, KY

Then there was the tiny town where the belfries got invaded by squirrells. The Methodists set live traps and gently carried them into the woods and released the squirrells. They came back. The Presbyterians session decided the squirrells were predestined to be there and left them alone. The Catholics adopted the only effective solution: they baptized the squirrells amd made them members. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

That was funny!

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Kim G
Non-denom church (holds to the WCF)
Zion Community Church, Greenville, SC

Teach me Your way, O LORD;
I will walk in Your truth;
Unite my heart to fear Your name.
Psalm 86:11

Thanks honey.

HEY! That's my old church!

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Kevin - PCA - Mississippi

"What, for some, is sin, others do to the glory of God. And the good Dr. Pentecost's remarks notwithstanding, I intend to go home tonight and smoke a cigar to the glory of God. It is a kind of incense drifting to Heaven." - Charles Spurgeon

"Thanks be to God for His indescribable gift!" - 2 Corinthians 9:15

I love the part in the song where it says 7 deacons and the pastor got saved, and 500 people re-dedicated their life without an invitation. Who knew a squirrel could do so much?

Sister Bertha Betterthanyou...

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Sterling Harmon
Coventry, CT
PCA
Deacon
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"Whatever is laudable in our works proceeds from the grace of God."
-- John Calvin, Institutes III:xv.3.

"Our Lord God must be a good man, to be fond of worthless fellows. I cannot like them, and yet I, myself, am one."
-- Martin Luther, Table Talk

So... was there a Second Self-Righteous Church in that town?

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Charlie Johnson
Heritage Bible Church (non-denom)
Greenville Presbyterian Theological Seminary, student

"And we all got baptized, whether we needed it or not!"

I think I'll schedule that squirrel for a revival!!