The PuritanBoard  

Go Back   The PuritanBoard > General Forums > Entertainment and Humor > Music

Music Discuss all things musical
Then David and all the house of Israel played music before the LORD on all kinds of instruments of fir wood, on harps, on stringed instruments, on tambourines, on sistrums, and on cymbals. (2 Sam 6:5)

Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the LORD your God.

» Online Users: 69
0 members and 69 guests
No Members online
Most users ever online was 856, 07-06-2007 at 12:19 AM.
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 02-08-2008, 11:31 PM
joshua's Avatar
Administrator
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Texarkana (Border of Texas and Arkansas)
Posts: 14,422
Blog Entries: 15
Thanks: 1,188
Thanked 1,255 Times in 667 Posts
Deficient Grace: Arminian's Rendition of "Amazing Grace"

EDIT: To hear the newest version, go to the bottom post, or here: Reformers, Puritans, and a Geek » Blog Archive » Deficient Grace: The Arminian’s Rendition of Amazing Grace

This is the Arminian's Rendition of "Amazing Grace" (see Lyrics below as audio is less than prime)

"Deficient Grace"

“Deficient Grace”

Verse 1:Total Depravity Terminated

On neutral ground, I’ll make my choice
Detached from death in sin
Able to see iniquity
And will myself to him

Verse 2:Unconditional Election Conditioned

Twas grace that made me savable
But did not make it sure
It took my will to make it real
And it may not endure

Verse 3:Limited Atonement Limited

The blood he shed, he shed for all
A mere symbol of his love
Held no real pow’r in of itself
Just vain hope from above

Verse 4:Irresistible Grace Resisted

This god is but a gentleman
Not wanting to intrude
We have rejected o’er and o’er
While he, for us, has wooed

Verse 5: Perseverance of the Saints Perished

I willed myself to be redeemed
On one of my smart days
So if I sin badly enough
I’ll probably fall away

or

Alternate Verse 5:

Though he’s big enough to justify
And hold me in his hand
I’m strong enough to leave his grip
And thwart his pseudo-plan
__________________
Josh Hicks, Chloλ's Daddy
Member of TRBC. My Blog
The Puritan Pub (Team Blog)
Board Rules-Signature Requirements-Suggestions?

Last edited by joshua; 05-16-2008 at 06:18 PM.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to joshua For This Useful Post:
greenbaggins (02-10-2008), larryjf (02-11-2008), Pergamum (05-16-2008), Presbyterian Deacon (02-09-2008), PuritanCovenanter (02-09-2008), Semper Fidelis (02-10-2008), SRoper (02-11-2008), Zenas (05-16-2008)
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 01:51 AM
DMcFadden's Avatar
McFadderator Maximus
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: San Gabriel, CA
Posts: 3,311
Thanks: 671
Thanked 960 Times in 586 Posts
Wow! I am finishing up a study of TULIP this Sunday with some 30-somethings in our church. Working on the lesson tonight, it lacked a suitable ending. HERE IT IS! They will love "Deficient Grace" as a closing. Thanks!
__________________
Dennis E. McFadden, Ex Mainline Baptist (in Remission)
Atherton Baptist Homes, CEO
First Baptist Church of Alhambra, Member, Transformation Ministries (CA)
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to DMcFadden For This Useful Post:
joshua (02-09-2008)
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 01:55 AM
joshua's Avatar
Administrator
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Texarkana (Border of Texas and Arkansas)
Posts: 14,422
Blog Entries: 15
Thanks: 1,188
Thanked 1,255 Times in 667 Posts
You mean the lyrics, right? **nervous**
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 02:17 AM
DMcFadden's Avatar
McFadderator Maximus
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: San Gabriel, CA
Posts: 3,311
Thanks: 671
Thanked 960 Times in 586 Posts
The lyrics are already on my Powerpoint slides. The You Tube will be the main feature. I loved it. It was hilarious! Don't fear. It is just a class, not a congregation.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 07:18 AM
Puritanboard Freshman
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Vallejo, CA
Posts: 420
Thanks: 0
Thanked 13 Times in 12 Posts
The sad thing is that there are people who believe in those lyrics and at the same time say things like, "We exalt Christ alone. We believe that salvation is by God's grace alone.".
__________________
Curt Hayashida
member, Community Bible Church (Non-denominational)
Vallejo, CA
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 08:31 AM
Seb's Avatar
Seb Seb is offline.
Puritanboard Freshman
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Bradenton, FL
Posts: 407
Thanks: 123
Thanked 56 Times in 44 Posts
Great job Josh!!!



How long did it take you to re-write the lyrics?

I especially like:

"I willed myself to be redeemed
On one of my smart days"
__________________
Steve Butts - Former SBC-er
Three Forms of Unity - Bradenton CRC - Bradenton, Florida
(A conservative member in a conservative congregation)

"It is a good thing God chose me before I was born, because he surely would not have afterwards." — C.H. Spurgeon
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Seb For This Useful Post:
joshua (02-09-2008)
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 11:40 AM
joshua's Avatar
Administrator
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Texarkana (Border of Texas and Arkansas)
Posts: 14,422
Blog Entries: 15
Thanks: 1,188
Thanked 1,255 Times in 667 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seb View Post
Great job Josh!!!



How long did it take you to re-write the lyrics?

I especially like:

"I willed myself to be redeemed
On one of my smart days"
I have no idea. I wrote it a long time ago one day at work. Probably about an hour?
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 01:21 PM
Presbyterian Deacon's Avatar
Puritanboard Junior
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Rockville, CT
Posts: 1,811
Thanks: 272
Thanked 374 Times in 301 Posts
Arminian Jazz Music! I understand its parody of the Arminian system, but sad to say, the position of so many. I was in a discussion with someone just this past week who used the words "God is a gentleman" to deny the effectual call.

Again, thanks.
__________________
Sterling Harmon
Coventry, CT
PCA
Deacon

________________

"Whatever is laudable in our works proceeds from the grace of God."
-- John Calvin, Institutes III:xv.3.

"Our Lord God must be a good man, to be fond of worthless fellows. I cannot like them, and yet I, myself, am one."
-- Martin Luther, Table Talk
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Presbyterian Deacon For This Useful Post:
joshua (02-09-2008)
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 08:42 PM
Seb's Avatar
Seb Seb is offline.
Puritanboard Freshman
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Bradenton, FL
Posts: 407
Thanks: 123
Thanked 56 Times in 44 Posts
btw...My wife watched and said she especially likes the Guinness t-shirt.

I'm always amazed by musical talent. I've many friends who play guitar and such. I've tried a number of times in my life to 'learn' to play an instrument and finally gave up. I'm 43 now and I've come to realize I have no artistic talents. I can fix a mean computer and understand various systems inside and out though.

Again good work Josh, you have quite a talent there.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Seb For This Useful Post:
joshua (02-09-2008)
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 10:36 PM
joshua's Avatar
Administrator
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Texarkana (Border of Texas and Arkansas)
Posts: 14,422
Blog Entries: 15
Thanks: 1,188
Thanked 1,255 Times in 667 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seb View Post
...My wife watched and said she especially likes the Guinness t-shirt.
Appearance is EVERYTHING!

Just kidding. If it were, I'd be toast. Wait...I am!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #11 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 10:45 PM
Southern Presbyterian's Avatar
Puritanboard Senior
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Wytheville, Virginia
Posts: 2,485
Thanks: 612
Thanked 234 Times in 186 Posts
Thanks for that, Josh. You're quite the lyricist.
__________________
~James Helbert~, Wytheville, VA
Providence Reformed Presbyterian Church, RPCUS

TheBibleAlone.com / The Edinburgh Inn
"Is this not a brand plucked from the fire?” - Zechariah 3:2
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Southern Presbyterian For This Useful Post:
joshua (02-09-2008)
  #12 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 11:23 PM
Puritanboard Sophomore
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Mountain Lake Park, MD
Posts: 559
Thanks: 170
Thanked 111 Times in 71 Posts
Good job, Josh! Don't worry, I have a Guinness t-shirt too!

I think Arminius actually would agree with total depravity, yet he says the work of Christ removes it for all mankind, with regard to their wills, so that they can choose to cooperate with the Holy Spirit. Most arminians today would not follow him in this thinking, for they are Pelagians.

Blessings! When's the Theological Song Album due out?
__________________
Charles Plauger
Member/Grace Reformed Church
Oakland, MD
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #13 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 11:49 PM
~~Susita~~'s Avatar
Puritanboard Junior
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: At the computer, duh. ;)
Posts: 1,076
Thanks: 31
Thanked 19 Times in 19 Posts
Woo doggy! That right there's some hot tunes ye got goin' on. You have a nice voice.

And hilarious as this may be, just remember to keep praying for our Arminian friends. May they be able to share the liberation we have in knowing that everything is in God's hands.
__________________
Susan Anita - Clan Scott!
Member of Grace Bible Church - Bakersfield, CA www.gbcob.org
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to ~~Susita~~ For This Useful Post:
joshua (02-09-2008)
  #14 (permalink)  
Old 02-09-2008, 11:57 PM
joshua's Avatar
Administrator
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Texarkana (Border of Texas and Arkansas)
Posts: 14,422
Blog Entries: 15
Thanks: 1,188
Thanked 1,255 Times in 667 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by moral necessity View Post
When's the Theological Song Album due out?
I dunno...who's the Artist?
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #15 (permalink)  
Old 02-10-2008, 12:27 AM
Puritanboard Sophomore
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Mountain Lake Park, MD
Posts: 559
Thanks: 170
Thanked 111 Times in 71 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by joshua View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by moral necessity View Post
When's the Theological Song Album due out?
I dunno...who's the Artist?
You!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #16 (permalink)  
Old 02-10-2008, 12:29 AM
joshua's Avatar
Administrator
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Texarkana (Border of Texas and Arkansas)
Posts: 14,422
Blog Entries: 15
Thanks: 1,188
Thanked 1,255 Times in 667 Posts


You funding the album work and studio time?
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #17 (permalink)  
Old 02-10-2008, 12:43 AM
Puritanboard Sophomore
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Mountain Lake Park, MD
Posts: 559
Thanks: 170
Thanked 111 Times in 71 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by joshua View Post


You funding the album work and studio time?
Maybe some churches will begin to sponsor the project, as it appears from a few threads above that you will be heard tomorrow in someone's Sunday School meeting. Before long, you'll be booking tours!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #18 (permalink)  
Old 02-10-2008, 12:54 AM
joshua's Avatar
Administrator
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Texarkana (Border of Texas and Arkansas)
Posts: 14,422
Blog Entries: 15
Thanks: 1,188
Thanked 1,255 Times in 667 Posts
No time for touring!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #19 (permalink)  
Old 02-10-2008, 05:35 AM
Semper Fidelis's Avatar
Administrator
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Okinawa, Japan
Posts: 11,139
Thanks: 713
Thanked 1,913 Times in 906 Posts
Could you be any more white? Next time don't use headlights for video lighting.
__________________
Rich
Okinawa, Japan

SoliDeoGloria.com - A Community for Reformed Thought and Discussion
WebsiteMaven - Web Hosting Reviews, Guides, and Advice to build and promote your web site.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #20 (permalink)  
Old 02-10-2008, 05:37 AM
Semper Fidelis's Avatar
Administrator
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Okinawa, Japan
Posts: 11,139
Thanks: 713
Thanked 1,913 Times in 906 Posts
Wearing a Guinness shirt too. Don't tell me you also ... smoke.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #21 (permalink)  
Old 02-10-2008, 01:56 PM
Jeff_Bartel's Avatar
Moderator
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Wichita, Kansas
Posts: 3,734
Thanks: 44
Thanked 45 Times in 35 Posts
Very awesome Josh! My wife and I enjoyed that very much!
__________________
Jeff Bartel
Mechanical Engineer
Member - Trinity Reformed Church - RPCNA

"To believe in the power of man in the work of regeneration is the great heresy of Rome, and from that error has come the ruin of the Church. Conversion proceeds from the grace of God alone, and the system which ascribes it partly to man and partly to God is worse than Pelagianism" (The Reformation in England (London, 1962), Vol. 1, p. 98)

Click to get: Board Rules -- Signature Requirements -- Suggestions?
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Jeff_Bartel For This Useful Post:
joshua (02-10-2008)
  #22 (permalink)  
Old