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06-04-2007, 02:58 PM
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Todd:
Given heifer a chance, I'll bet you would
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06-04-2007, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by VirginiaHuguenot   It's Andrew. But I won't have a cow about it.  | ...why not? You're not a COWard, are you?
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A reoccurring thought:
Rev 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
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06-04-2007, 03:06 PM
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alright, this is now getting baa-aa-aad.
Oops, wrong domesticated mammal!
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06-04-2007, 03:38 PM
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I guess this thread will keep going till "the cows come home".
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Psa 55:17 Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice.
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06-04-2007, 03:48 PM
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You old cowdgers are killin' me.
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06-04-2007, 04:29 PM
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I think you guys should just hoof it.
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06-04-2007, 04:31 PM
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Ok, I shan't udder an udder word.  |
06-04-2007, 04:33 PM
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Where's the beef?
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06-04-2007, 04:44 PM
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I think we need a moderator to steer us in the right direction. How 'bout a new thread on the CoW?
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06-04-2007, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by VirginiaHuguenot How 'bout a new thread on the CoW? | 
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A reoccurring thought:
Rev 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
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06-04-2007, 04:48 PM
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Tout le monde aime des vaches.
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06-04-2007, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by VirginiaHuguenot I think we need a moderator to steer us in the right direction. How 'bout a new thread on the CoW? | That woud be moo-ving.
__________________ 1689 Baptist Confession
Psa 55:16 As for me, I will call upon God; and the LORD shall save me.
Psa 55:17 Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice.
James Farley, Wilderness Road Baptist Assembly.
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06-04-2007, 05:04 PM
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| | | Ode to the Cow
On mornings world-over tea kettles sing,
Mothers are cooking food for their kin.
The porridge is thickening, the biscuits smell grand,
and the cream you are pouring has come from a can.
On a farm in the country stands a four legged muse,
Alone with her cud, making no news.
Summoned to the barn with the promise of feed,
and utterly imprisoned to the milking machine.
With steely cold appliances attached to her teets,
lined up with the others she is drained of her sweets.
For Sally and Bobby and their Sugar Bomb Pops,
Elsie provides milk that gives the snap, crackle and pop.
From whipped cream to coffee and Fettucini Alfredo,
The cows provide milk that is stirred with a ladle.
And whatever is left is put in a can,
and shipped to the supermarket and put on stand.
And for all her hard work, Elsie is banished,
To obscure posts on the Purtian Board, where Reformers are famished.
Is this what’s become of our bovine so soon?
To be stuck in a message board with all of you loons!
Last edited by North Jersey Baptist; 06-04-2007 at 09:17 PM.
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06-04-2007, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by BaptistInCrisis Tout le monde aime des vaches. | fetchez la vache?  
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"Many men, after a long conversion, see more of the workings of sin in their hearts than ever they did before or at their first conversion. Now, such men have not an increase of sin, but an increase of illumination and light" (Christopher Love)
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06-04-2007, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by toddpedlar fetchez la vache? | Monty Python lives!
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06-04-2007, 09:20 PM
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oh, whatheifer!
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06-04-2007, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by toddpedlar Reminds me of a video (can't recall where I saw it) where a baptizee lept off the side and cannon-balled in. The pastor in that case showed an awful lot of grace, but I surely hope the young man got a sound thrashing afterward. | It was on America's Funniest Home Videos and happened to be repeated last night. The pastor was very gracious, however, he said that it would never happen again. The way he said it, I believed him!
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