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04-01-2009, 10:26 PM
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Tonight I caught my Wife ...... Jumping on the bed with 5 of our children.
Not sure what to do, this is shocking  .
She is normally quite tame, Titus 2 and all. Let this be a lesson to the rest of you a little leaven leavens the whole spouse.
It's my fault I actually let Her put on shoes and go to the grocery tonight. You reap what you sow.
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04-01-2009, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by WDG You reap what you sew. | Did you get a new machine?
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The horror! She should have to recite five Apostles Creeds.
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Originally Posted by WDG You reap what you sew. | Did you get a new machine?  | Ha! I fixed it!
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at least she knows how to have fun!!
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LOL!  She sounds like a lot of fun.....
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Next time jump with her. Just make sure the bed frame is strong enough.
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I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe you should invest in a trampoline. They tend to stand up to that kind of abuse a little longer.
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For shame!  You think you know folks then you hear something like this. | 
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It happens in the best of families.
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Yes, very shocking indeed!
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I think you mean a little levity levitates the whole spouse and the children.
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I'm taken aback! | 
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Even more shocking was when we had an amishman drive by, waving to my kids up a tree...till he realised I was sitting up in the same said tree...
Made my husband laugh though, but didn't really surprise him any
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