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05-10-2008, 02:28 AM
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Yes, we are not expecting any children. I don't have any either. Sorry Duggar's. I just thought with all the announcement's, my big announcement would get the media attention it deserves. | 
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05-10-2008, 03:03 AM
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With the Duggar's family anouncement, I thought I would add one on the other extreme end. It was a lame attempt at late night humor. I figure this one will either burst with a million posts or die a quick death. | 
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This reminds me of a time in Mexico when my dad asked the congregation if there were any announcements. A man stood up and said, "My wife is not expecting". Since they had had 3 children in very short succession, it rather brought down the house.
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05-10-2008, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Grymir Yes, we are not expecting any children. I don't have any either. Sorry Duggar's. I just thought with all the announcement's, my big announcement would get the media attention it deserves.  | Congratulations for the children you're not expecting.
What a small world. Believe it or not, we're not expecting either.
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05-10-2008, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by blhowes Quote:
Originally Posted by Grymir Yes, we are not expecting any children. I don't have any either. Sorry Duggar's. I just thought with all the announcement's, my big announcement would get the media attention it deserves.  | Congratulations for the children you're not expecting.
What a small world. Believe it or not, we're not expecting either. | I expected that, Bob.
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