
Originally Posted by
Marrow Man

Originally Posted by
forgivenmuch

Oh man, it has been a long time since I have seen this. No matter how many times though, I always have to laugh. What is going on in that picture anyway?
That's the new five man boy band known as the "Five Points." It's made up of me, Etexas, Theognome, Skyler, and Zenas. We're not too big in the states, but right now Martin Marsh has us lined up for a European tour, starting in Denmark of course.
If such a thing existed, it would truly be the dark side of Calvinism.
Yer, Sir, I'm looking forward to the tour. We've got some great covers, and I'm packin' my harp! Here's one of our greatest hits-
Sung to the tune of Soul Man by The Blues Brothers Reformed Man
Goin' tulip from a bearded dude,
God lovin an I ain't no prude,
And when you hear what the Bible say,
You'd best start to follow the Way
I'm Reformed man
I'm Reformed man
I'm Reformed man
I'm Reformed man
Got what I got the right way
Christ did it all and He done chose me to stay
So honey dont you fret
He already got it set
I'm Reformed man
I'm Reformed man
Play it Max!
I'm Reformed man
I'm Reformed man
Listen
I was born dead from Adam's seed
I lived in sin and it sent Christ to bleed
I was saved from my unholy stock
Now I'm forever one of His flock
I'm Reformed man
I'm Reformed man
I'm Reformed man
I'm Reformed man
He'll grab your soul and then pull you in
Give you hope and cleanse you from all your sin
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm Reformed man
I'm Reformed man
Youre reformed man
I'm Reformed man
I'm Reformed man
I'm Reformed man
Theognome
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