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    "The 2006 Geneva Bible - The Trojan Horse" by Samuel Gipp, ThD

    Has anyone has seen or read this book? Per AOMIN, Gipp is a notorious, incredible KJV Onlyist with a Doctorate he bought from a now-defunct diploma mill.

    2006 Geneva Bible - The Trojan Horse

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    The author states:

    Recently a Bible has been promoted as the "1599 Geneva Bible" when, in fact, it is not. Unsuspecting Bible believers may be deceived into thinking it is safe to read and study from the "Grandfather" of the King James Bible. it isn't.

    From the back cover:
    Bible believers know the history of their Bible and know that the Geneva Bible was one of the early English translations. It was in the line along with the Wycliff, Tyndale, Camner, Great and Bishops' Bibles which led to the most popular Bible of all time, the King James Bible.

    Recently, a Bible has been promoted as the "1599 Geneva Bible" when, in fact, it is not. Unsuspecting Bible believers may be deceived into thinking it is safe to read and study from the "Grandfather" of the King James Bible. It isn't.


    I'm curious (but not enough to waste money on the book) what the author's argument is that the Tolle Lege 1599 Geneva Bible is not a faithful or legitimate reproduction of the original. I know there were many versions printed of the Geneva Bible, so I guess Gipp found a copy titled "1599 Geneva Bible" with variations from the Tolle Lege publicaton.
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    That's funny because I've heard James White's opponents make the same kinds of accusations about his academic credentials.
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    While I am a KJV and recieved text man, I would take anything from Sam Gipp with a grain of salt. He is a KJV only man after the Ruckman stripe.
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    Gipp is an outspoken supporter of Peter Ruckman, Gail "God And" Riplinger, and Jack Hyles, who taught that reading other translations than the KJV will send you to hell.

    Gipp isn't worth mentioning in the company of Theodore Letis and Edward Hills who - though I'm not a TR advocate yet - make far more convincing, reasonable, and well-thought out arguments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PointyHaired Calvinist View Post
    Gipp is an outspoken supporter of Peter Ruckman, Gail "God And" Riplinger, and Jack Hyles, who taught that reading other translations than the KJV will send you to hell.

    Gipp isn't worth mentioning in the company of Theodore Letis and Edward Hills who - though I'm not a TR advocate yet - make far more convincing, reasonable, and well-thought out arguments.
    There are good and wise men on the PB who defend the TR VERY well without going into Riplinger type stuff, if you want to read some of the reasons I prefer the read Edward Hills, Phi Beta Kappa Degrees from 3? Ivy's! He was a smart Cat. (For the PB, ask Matthew Winzer or Jerusalem Blade.) They have answered a LOT of question on this issue for me.
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    Indeed! I can only imagine Rev. Winzer and Mr. Rafalsky have all the tougher time because of the (wrongful) association with Ruckmanism.

    Incidentally, Gipp, Ruckman, and Riplinger are also notoriously anti-Calvinist, like when Riplinger called the Five Points a "satanic pentagram." Ruckman's anti-Calvinist lackey Larry Vance has made a name for himself showing the "Other Side" of Calvinism. The notes alone would probably give these folks a stroke, to say nothing of good Reformed men like the above and Edward Hills.
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    Not to mention that the 1599 Geneva is great!

    I like this line from the link -

    "Strange things happened when the Geneva Bible translators came to "Son of God" and "Son of man.""

    Strange things indeed!
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    Incidentally, Gipp, Ruckman, and Riplinger are also notoriously anti-Calvinist, like when Riplinger called the Five Points a "satanic pentagram." Ruckman's anti-Calvinist lackey Larry Vance has made a name for himself showing the "Other Side" of Calvinism. The notes alone would probably give these folks a stroke, to say nothing of good Reformed men like the above and Edward Hills.
    Are they involved with in-depth scholarship like this?:



    I LOVE the cover! (Yes, I am indeed a sinister Calvinist! Mwahahaha!)

    And the subtitle too! "The Calvinist Caste System" - if that's the way we're going, I'm calling myself a Brahman!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kvanlaan View Post
    Incidentally, Gipp, Ruckman, and Riplinger are also notoriously anti-Calvinist, like when Riplinger called the Five Points a "satanic pentagram." Ruckman's anti-Calvinist lackey Larry Vance has made a name for himself showing the "Other Side" of Calvinism. The notes alone would probably give these folks a stroke, to say nothing of good Reformed men like the above and Edward Hills.
    Are they involved with in-depth scholarship like this?:



    I LOVE the cover! (Yes, I am indeed a sinister Calvinist! Mwahahaha!)

    And the subtitle too! "The Calvinist Caste System" - if that's the way we're going, I'm calling myself a Brahman!
    Oh man, it has been a long time since I have seen this. No matter how many times though, I always have to laugh. What is going on in that picture anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by forgivenmuch View Post
    Oh man, it has been a long time since I have seen this. No matter how many times though, I always have to laugh. What is going on in that picture anyway?
    That's the new five man boy band known as the "Five Points." It's made up of me, Etexas, Theognome, Skyler, and Zenas. We're not too big in the states, but right now Martin Marsh has us lined up for a European tour, starting in Denmark of course.

    If such a thing existed, it would truly be the dark side of Calvinism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marrow Man View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by forgivenmuch View Post
    Oh man, it has been a long time since I have seen this. No matter how many times though, I always have to laugh. What is going on in that picture anyway?
    That's the new five man boy band known as the "Five Points." It's made up of me, Etexas, Theognome, Skyler, and Zenas. We're not too big in the states, but right now Martin Marsh has us lined up for a European tour, starting in Denmark of course.

    If such a thing existed, it would truly be the dark side of Calvinism.
    Hey why did I not get to join the band
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    Hey why did I not get to join the band
    I've heard the pipes! Besides, you get to be the manager!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marrow Man View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Re4mdant View Post

    Hey why did I not get to join the band
    I've heard the pipes! Besides, you get to be the manager!
    Okay I want 30% plus free food and bored + whatever extra stuff there might be
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    Quote Originally Posted by Re4mdant View Post
    Okay I want 30% plus free food and bored + whatever extra stuff there might be
    You got it, but you know that includes a free copy of Gail Riplinger's book, right?
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    Who is that?
    See posts 4 and following.
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    Larry Vance's book is a little more mundane -



    I like the "dark side" better. Does that mean we're closet Sith? Is there really a difference between a boy band and the Sith? Could I call myself Darth Machen?
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    That's just a picture of the crowds on the European tour. What can I say? Martin knows how to bring them in.
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    Okay I want 30% plus free food and bored + whatever extra stuff there might be
    Don't worry, there'll be plenty of that to go 'round...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marrow Man View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by forgivenmuch View Post
    Oh man, it has been a long time since I have seen this. No matter how many times though, I always have to laugh. What is going on in that picture anyway?
    That's the new five man boy band known as the "Five Points." It's made up of me, Etexas, Theognome, Skyler, and Zenas. We're not too big in the states, but right now Martin Marsh has us lined up for a European tour, starting in Denmark of course.

    If such a thing existed, it would truly be the dark side of Calvinism.
    Yer, Sir, I'm looking forward to the tour. We've got some great covers, and I'm packin' my harp! Here's one of our greatest hits-

    Sung to the tune of Soul Man by The Blues Brothers

    Reformed Man

    Goin' tulip from a bearded dude,
    God lovin an I ain't no prude,
    And when you hear what the Bible say,
    You'd best start to follow the Way

    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man

    Got what I got the right way
    Christ did it all and He done chose me to stay
    So honey dont you fret
    He already got it set

    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    Play it Max!
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man

    Listen
    I was born dead from Adam's seed
    I lived in sin and it sent Christ to bleed
    I was saved from my unholy stock
    Now I'm forever one of His flock

    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man

    He'll grab your soul and then pull you in
    Give you hope and cleanse you from all your sin
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    Youre reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man



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    Quote Originally Posted by Marrow Man View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by forgivenmuch View Post
    Oh man, it has been a long time since I have seen this. No matter how many times though, I always have to laugh. What is going on in that picture anyway?
    That's the new five man boy band known as the "Five Points." It's made up of me, Etexas, Theognome, Skyler, and Zenas. We're not too big in the states, but right now Martin Marsh has us lined up for a European tour, starting in Denmark of course.

    If such a thing existed, it would truly be the dark side of Calvinism.
    What do you mean, if? Anna and Toni have been linking pirated copies of your CDs on the women's forum for us to laugh at and download illegally.


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    Oh man, it has been a long time since I have seen this. No matter how many times though, I always have to laugh. What is going on in that picture anyway?
    That's the new five man boy band known as the "Five Points." It's made up of me, Etexas, Theognome, Skyler, and Zenas. We're not too big in the states, but right now Martin Marsh has us lined up for a European tour, starting in Denmark of course.

    If such a thing existed, it would truly be the dark side of Calvinism.


    Yer, Sir, I'm looking forward to the tour. We've got some great covers, and I'm packin' my harp! Here's one of our greatest hits-

    Sung to the tune of Soul Man by The Blues Brothers

    Reformed Man

    Goin' tulip from a bearded dude,
    God lovin an I ain't no prude,
    And when you hear what the Bible say,
    You'd best start to follow the Way

    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man

    Got what I got the right way
    Christ did it all and He done chose me to stay
    So honey dont you fret
    He already got it set

    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    Play it Max!
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man

    Listen
    I was born dead from Adam's seed
    I lived in sin and it sent Christ to bleed
    I was saved from my unholy stock
    Now I'm forever one of His flock

    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man

    He'll grab your soul and then pull you in
    Give you hope and cleanse you from all your sin
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    Youre reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man
    I'm Reformed man



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    Yeah. Definitely the best song on the first CD.
    But what I really liked was "Every TULIP Has its Points." (I think it's on the third CD--it's hard to tell, when I just illegally download them.)

    We all lied totally depraved
    In the dead of the night
    Although we all looked never been better
    We were miles apart from saved

    Was it something I said or something I did
    that showed I was enslaved to sin?
    Though I tried not to hurt you
    Though I tried
    But I guess that's totally depraved

    Chorus:
    Every TULIP has its points
    Just like every chapter has its verse
    Just like every pew-boy sings his loud, loud Psalm
    Every TULIP has its points

    Yeah it does

    I listen to our favorite Psalm
    Prepping on the pitchpipe
    Hear the Elder say a prayer of please come, and
    invokes
    So I think, must be elected.
    Has he ever felt God's grace?
    Cause I know that he's only saved right now
    If God could have let him know somehow
    I guess

    Every TULIP has its points
    Just like every chapter has its verse
    Just like every pew-boy sings his loud, loud Psalm
    Every TULIP has its points

    Though it was for the elect's sake,
    Christ allowed to feel so much pain
    A true sacrifice that takes the death sin deals
    Sovereignty, Sovereignty remains


    Solo (Marrow Man)

    I know God did save a man that night
    Knowing me I'd have run away.
    But instead of denying His love
    I fell for that irresistible grace



    But now I hear you also found eternal security
    And sin never meant that much to you
    To see the perseverance of the Saints
    And to hear you pray makes me so light
    I guess

    Every TULIP has its points
    Just like every chapter has its verse
    Just like every pew-boy sings his loud, loud Psalm
    Every TULIP has its points
    Shalom,
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    Once I admired its trifles too,

    But grace has set me free."


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    Well done, Jessi! I'm out of thanks, but you have a future in parodies. I'm glad to have you as one of our writers. Yes, that means you go on the tour, too!

    Martin! Make sure we've got extra sushi!

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    Jessi, that was so funny I completely overlooked the fact that you linked the Five Points to a song by Poison.
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    What do you mean, if? Anna and Toni have been linking pirated copies of your CDs on the women's forum for us to laugh at and download illegally.
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    Hahaha...thanks guys!!
    I can only go on tour if my family can come, obviously. And you employ my husband, he'll take cowbell. My son can play the triangle.
    Otherwise, I'll have to email songs over the internets--they have those now in Europe...did you know?
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    BTW, Martin, please send a free copy of our latest CD to E Nomine with our apologies for completely hijacking his thread...

    But in all honesty, isn't this more entertaining that listening to Samuel Gipp?

    Seriously, Gipp was on the John Ankerberg show way back when (so long ago that James White had hair!) and someone (Ankerberg I think) asked him if he believed that for a person in Russia to be able to read the word of God, that person would need to first learn English and then read the KJV. Gipp thought about it for a second or two, and then said, "Yes."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marrow Man View Post
    BTW, Martin, please send a free copy of our latest CD to E Nomine with our apologies for completely hijacking his thread...
    Yeah, he got Gipped in this thread.

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    but a band was introduced to the rest of the PB--WORTH it!
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    This thread got totally highjacked.
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    Oh man, it has been a long time since I have seen this. No matter how many times though, I always have to laugh. What is going on in that picture anyway?
    That's the new five man boy band known as the "Five Points." It's made up of me, Etexas, Theognome, Skyler, and Zenas. We're not too big in the states, but right now Martin Marsh has us lined up for a European tour, starting in Denmark of course.

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    Where's the Federal air marshal to get this thread back under control from the hijackers?
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    Since I am the primary hijacker, and since it is the Lord's Day, let's try to steer this thread back on track. I tried to "re-rail" it back in #27. If we are going to comment on this thread today, let's make sure it has to do with Samuel Gipp and his views on the 2006 Geneva Bible. I'm guessing no one has anything more to offer. I, for one, would be interested in seeing exactly what this "Trojan Horse" is.
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