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Old 10-31-2009, 08:15 PM
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Read this BEFORE you get married

FUMARE: Read this BEFORE you get married

Spend more time planning your marriage than planning your wedding

Warning:: THIS EPISODE OF THE REV. KNOW IT ALL IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE. IT IS NOT ABOUT YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW. PLEASE READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE. THE REV. KNOW IT ALL IS NOT OPPOSED TO ALL WEDDING CELEBRATIONS. HE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR WEDDING WHICH WAS A TRIUMPH OF PERSONAL SANCTITY AND GOOD TASTE. HE IS PROBABLY JUST HAVING A BAD DAY.
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Old 10-31-2009, 08:19 PM
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FUMARE: Read this BEFORE you get married

Spend more time planning your marriage than planning your wedding

Warning:: THIS EPISODE OF THE REV. KNOW IT ALL IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE. IT IS NOT ABOUT YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW. PLEASE READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE. THE REV. KNOW IT ALL IS NOT OPPOSED TO ALL WEDDING CELEBRATIONS. HE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR WEDDING WHICH WAS A TRIUMPH OF PERSONAL SANCTITY AND GOOD TASTE. HE IS PROBABLY JUST HAVING A BAD DAY.
haha this was an enjoyable read!
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A good chuckle. His cynicism is well-placed.
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I really enjoyed this and am passing it around amongst my friends. Thank you.
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Very funny.
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As an ex-Manager of a Reception hall, I've seen that more times than I can count.
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I've done a lot of weddings too - as a church organist. I'm glad to be able to say they're not as a rule anything like this picture!
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The guy isn't too good at his mathematics...
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