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Hi all,
Maybe I'm dumb but could someone tell me exactly how I move up from being a "Puritan Board Freshman" to a sophomore to a junior? Is based soley on how long I've been on the sight or by how many posts I put up or what?
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Dr. Nse,
Dude, it is how many posts you post..... I believe 1000 post is Junior, which I am 50 post away from... Quote:
Originally Posted by Nse007 Hi all,
Maybe I'm dumb but could someone tell me exactly how I move up from being a "Puritan Board Freshman" to a sophomore to a junior? Is based soley on how long I've been on the sight or by how many posts I put up or what?
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I wanna know how to be a super mod.
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I've oft wondered that myself. | 
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I don't know if this is still the rule but previously the criteria to advance from one level to another was as follows:
Puritanboard Freshman 1 Posts
Puritanboard Sophmore 500 Posts
Puritanboard Junior 1000 Posts
Puritanboard Senior 2000 Posts
Puritanboard Graduate 3000 Posts
Puritanboard Postgraduate 4000 Posts
Puritanboard Professor 5000 Posts
Puritanboard Doctor 6000 Posts Freshman, Sophmore et al.
On the subject of moderators, see here: The PuritanBoard - FAQ: Reading and Posting Messages
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01-27-2008, 05:13 PM
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Becoming a moderator for a specific forum is usually rewarded to users who are particularly helpful and knowledgeable in the subject of the forum they are moderating.
| Or you "look" like a bouncer! (lol)
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01-27-2008, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Nse007 Hi all,
Maybe I'm dumb but could someone tell me exactly how I move up from being a "Puritan Board Freshman" to a sophomore to a junior? Is based soley on how long I've been on the sight or by how many posts I put up or what?
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I wondered that when I first joined as well; but viewing user profiles helped me to figure it out. Now I am a senior.
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01-27-2008, 05:18 PM
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I think we need a Time + Post formula for advancement. Say, minimum posts per year, maybe 25...about two a month, and year, equals, up a grade.....for those that read 'em all, but don't post that much......I'm ready to
All good though.....just a fun thought!!!!!
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01-27-2008, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by tdowns007 I think we need a Time + Post formula for advancement. Say, minimum posts per year, maybe 25...about two a month, and year, equals, up a grade.....for those that read 'em all, but don't post that much......I'm ready to
All good though.....just a fun thought!!!!!  | I agree!
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01-27-2008, 05:38 PM
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01-27-2008, 05:39 PM
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Posting meaningless
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01-27-2008, 05:39 PM
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posts just to increase
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01-27-2008, 05:40 PM
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your post count
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01-27-2008, 05:40 PM
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is frowned upon!
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01-27-2008, 05:41 PM
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Hmm, can I do that too?
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01-27-2008, 05:42 PM
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I frown upon blhowes | 
01-27-2008, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Daniel Ritchie I frown upon blhowes  | Nse', see what I mean?
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01-27-2008, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by blhowes Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Ritchie I frown upon blhowes  | Nse', see what I mean? | Any excuse to increase your post count. | 
01-27-2008, 05:52 PM
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Then, of course, there is "the power of the dark side" -- that hideous strength available to the éminence grise to manipulate the count to read... anything he wants it to
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01-27-2008, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Daniel Ritchie Quote:
Originally Posted by blhowes Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Ritchie I frown upon blhowes  | Nse', see what I mean? | Any excuse to increase your post count.  | <pondering>
Should I respond and defend my integrity and risk further frowning down upon, or should I not respond and just let the cheap shots, the purpose of which is to just increase the perpetrator's post count, continue??
</pondering.
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Mark Twain famously observed: "Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel." The up-to-date revision is as follows: “Never pick a fight with a person who writes in his pajamas.” On the PB, the line should read: "Never pick a fight with a person higher up than you on the post count pecking order, especially with a 'Moderator.'"
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Originally Posted by DMcFadden Mark Twain famously observed: "Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel." The up-to-date revision is as follows: “Never pick a fight with a person who writes in his pajamas.” On the PB, the line should read: "Never pick a fight with a person higher up than you on the post count pecking order, especially with a 'Moderator.'" | Certain Baptists have learned not to pick a fight with Rich. Amazing things happen to tag lines and avatars. "Can't we all just get along?"
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01-27-2008, 08:36 PM
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I wonder if we can be made to repeat a grade level again? You know, for being premil or something for an extended amount of time?
Just kidding, my premil brothers!
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01-27-2008, 08:48 PM
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Hmmm, was that a suggestion?
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01-27-2008, 08:48 PM
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I think it's still the same. I just hit 3000 and graduated. | 
01-27-2008, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by turmeric Hmmm, was that a suggestion? | No suggestion. Just messing with my Premil friends. | 
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Originally Posted by VirginiaHuguenot | That policy is a little out of date. I will addend to it what I believe are some of the additional "essential" in choosing Mods and Admins:
1. Cold, hard cash.
After that criteria, we're really looking for a mixture of mods that satisfy a breadth of traits to keep the Puritanboard attractive to a wide audience:
2. A Mod that everybody wants to be friends with: Bawb, Randy
3. Some super-smart guy that reminds everybody else that they're not as studied in Reformed Theology as the people in their Churches think: Contra_Mundum
4. A Mod that will make sure we don't get too lax in allowing too many "posers" to join the PuritanBoard: wsw201
5. A woman to keep this place from sinking into being just a male lockerroom: turmeric
6. A few Baptists to keep the peasants from revolting.
7. A youngster whose hair we like to tussle now and again and pinch his cheeks but, deep down, we're thinking: "Boy was I an idiot when I was 21....": Me Died Blue
8. Some guy from the Northwest to prove that they're not all going to be cast into the lake of fire but, still, there's just something edgy and anti-establishment about even the believin' ones: victorbravo
9. A guy from Arkansas to prove that not everybody from the deep, deep South thinks smokin', drinkin', card-playin', and baby-sprinklin' is of the Devil and is convinced that Christianity was founded by Billy Graham: joshua
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Hey, I'm in the PCUSA, I should get a special indulgence. (of course, #3 above would apply because, well it is a PCUSA church. If I have to hear Barth quoted in a nice way in a sermon again I'm gonna barfth.)
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Originally Posted by Grymir Hey, I'm in the PCUSA, I should get a special indulgence. (of course, #3 above would apply because, well it is a PCUSA church. If I have to hear Barth quoted in a nice way in a sermon again I'm gonna barfth.) | Looks like instead of graduating you've been demoted...if your user title means anything. | 
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Originally Posted by joshua Quote:
Originally Posted by Grymir Hey, I'm in the PCUSA, I should get a special indulgence. (of course, #3 above would apply because, well it is a PCUSA church. If I have to hear Barth quoted in a nice way in a sermon again I'm gonna barfth.) | Looks like instead of graduating you've been demoted...if your user title means anything.  | | 
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Hey, not fair! The poor guy's new! Hope you can take a joke, Grymir!!
It IS pretty funny!
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Originally Posted by SemperFideles
6. A few Baptists to keep the peasants from revolting. |   | 
01-28-2008, 12:19 AM
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PCUSA Liberal Hippie Guy Who Loves Him Some Barth Theology and What Not!!
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Don't freak, bro. One of the omnipotent ones changed mine to say that I loved Joel "Heresy R Us" Osteen (  ). A little hazing is probably to be expected in the PB frat house.
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01-28-2008, 12:20 AM
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OK y'all. That's not right, using my information against me, but I'm used to it. Barth of all people, heck, if my church saw it I would be crown as the next Pastor with a gazillion dollar pay check  instead of my usual treatment  Heck, Moody would give me an honorary doctorate if I affirmed such things!!!
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Reason: because i'm such a nice guy
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01-28-2008, 12:31 AM
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Oh please, oh please, I'm beggin, I've covered myself with sackcloth and ashes. I've repented. I'll even say 5 hail mary's. Change me back. I do have and am considering switching my full time Bible from my great KJV to my new 1599 Geneva Bible. That should earn me a few points!!
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Reason: Because I'm such a nice protestant guy who loves everyone, gives no offence, and loves my liberal brothers in Christ!
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01-28-2008, 12:33 AM
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PCUSA Liberal Hippie Guy Who Loves Him Some Barth Theology and What Not!!
| Grymir,
Don't freak, bro. One of the omnipotent ones changed mine to say that I loved Joel "Heresy R Us" Osteen (  ). A little hazing is probably to be expected in the PB frat house. | As I recall, you started that. | 
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I changed your title back. | 
01-28-2008, 12:43 AM
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Ahh, No more Barth! May God pimp the vestments of the mighty person who changed me back to my normal judgemental self !!!! May his church be filled with true Christians and not fakes!!
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01-28-2008, 07:53 AM
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There should be a new title for Andrew. He's been a Doctor forever. He must be approaching the status of demiurge very soon. At least, Seraphim or Cheribim.
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