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01-11-2005, 12:13 PM
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"that was a negative confession, I don't recieve that."
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Sean Jones
Covenant Presbyterian Church OPC
Fort Worth Texas
Do your best to present yourself to God as one approved, a workman who does not need to be ashamed and who correctly handles the Word of Truth.
2Timothy 2:15
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01-11-2005, 12:28 PM
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"You've heard of Jesus only, Well I'm Holy Spirit only"!
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Joseph Ringling
Husband to Juanita, Father to Joey, Jenna, and Timothy
Grace Reformed Baptist Church
Rockford, Illinois
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01-11-2005, 12:33 PM
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Joseph Ringling
Husband to Juanita, Father to Joey, Jenna, and Timothy
Grace Reformed Baptist Church
Rockford, Illinois
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01-11-2005, 12:54 PM
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"You know something? Other than Scripture, I've never in my life read any writings by any man with the first name John - not one."
| LOL! Good one! Quote: Originally posted by Irishcat922
"that was a negative confession, I don't recieve that."
| Ouch! If I had a dime for everytime I've heard this one....
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01-15-2005, 01:39 AM
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"I'm a new Christian and I'm just thankful to have found an understandable forum to discuss the basics of Christianity"
"sola what? English only, pal.
"I don't buy from my local Christian bookstore, but I like to go there to see what the Spirit is doing"
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Cambridge MA
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Presbyterian Church in America
Boston MA
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01-15-2005, 01:41 AM
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This place is too deep!
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01-15-2005, 01:45 AM
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"I picked up a good book at my local LifeWay recently..."
| Hey now. I've seen some decent books there!
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01-15-2005, 01:48 AM
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That was just not nice.
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01-15-2005, 01:48 AM
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But it was quite funny.
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01-15-2005, 01:50 AM
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Uhh...I hope you're not referring to me. I conceded your post's funniness...mr c...nevermind.
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01-15-2005, 04:17 AM
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I thought it was pretty funny. This is the genral discussion forum. We can be a bit more over the top here, mr. poopypants
| My momma owns a bar of soap young man and she aint afraid to use it. Just ask any of my kids. I was a lot smarter than they were. I waited till I was to big to for her to stick it in my mouth before I gave her any lip. I think I was 40.
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01-15-2005, 04:19 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by puritancovenanter Quote: Originally posted by paul manata
I thought it was pretty funny. This is the genral discussion forum. We can be a bit more over the top here, mr. poopypants
| My momma owns a bar of soap young man and she aint afraid to use it. Just ask any of my kids. I was a lot smarter than they were. I waited till I was to big to for her to stick it in my mouth before I gave her any lip. I think I was 40.
| And even then I still ran.
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01-15-2005, 06:08 AM
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I like the idea of old children still getting whooped.
I have a friend in his early twenties who still get's rapped every now and then by his dad. Haha. It's actually more like a power move. His dad is huge, and he is not so huge.
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01-17-2005, 05:16 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Ianterrell
I like the idea of old children still getting whooped. 
I have a friend in his early twenties who still get's rapped every now and then by his dad. Haha. It's actually more like a power move. His dad is huge, and he is not so huge.
| You have a friend in his early twenties who still gets "rapped" by his dad?! Care to explain?
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01-17-2005, 08:36 PM
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"Wow, just got back from Medjegorje, what a spiritual experience!"
"You know Christians, Jews & Muslims all pray to the same God."
"Ooh, just love that Franzia white wine-in-a-box!"
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01-17-2005, 08:42 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by paul manata
"Hey, I gotta extra ticket for the passion, webmater, scott and pastor way are seeing it on a different night so, fred, if you're not doing that mass thing tonoght... you wanna go?"
"Sure paul, I'd love too."
"Cool, pick you up at 8."
"No, I'd rather drive, I want everyone to see my new shiney dove on the back of my car."
"Oh, okay, sound good."
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01-17-2005, 09:03 PM
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yuk yuk yuk.......
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Member First Presbyterian Church of Margate PCA
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01-17-2005, 09:49 PM
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Did you hear? Pastor Way is baptizing babies!!!!
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Pastor Phillip M. Way
[url=http://www.timeintheword.org][color=blue] Maranatha Community Church of Central Texas[/color][/url]
A Reformed Baptist Congregation and Member Church of the
Fellowship of Independent Reformed Evangelicals [url=http://www.firefellowship.org][color=red](FIRE)[/color][/url]
Blogging at: [url=http://pastorway.blogspot.com/][color=blue][i]pastorway[/i][/color][/url]
Sermons Online at: [url=http://www.sermonaudio.com/timeintheword][color=blue]TIME in the Word Ministries[/color][/url]
When all souls are saved and all mourners comforted we may venture to discuss recondite theories, but not while graveyards are filling with those who know not God. -- CH Spurgeon
[b]The things which are impossible with men are possible with God.
Luke 18:27[/b]
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01-17-2005, 09:49 PM
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heh heh...
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01-17-2005, 10:02 PM
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you know what Paul will say in heaven? hehehehehehehe
really!
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Pastor Phillip M. Way
[url=http://www.timeintheword.org][color=blue] Maranatha Community Church of Central Texas[/color][/url]
A Reformed Baptist Congregation and Member Church of the
Fellowship of Independent Reformed Evangelicals [url=http://www.firefellowship.org][color=red](FIRE)[/color][/url]
Blogging at: [url=http://pastorway.blogspot.com/][color=blue][i]pastorway[/i][/color][/url]
Sermons Online at: [url=http://www.sermonaudio.com/timeintheword][color=blue]TIME in the Word Ministries[/color][/url]
When all souls are saved and all mourners comforted we may venture to discuss recondite theories, but not while graveyards are filling with those who know not God. -- CH Spurgeon
[b]The things which are impossible with men are possible with God.
Luke 18:27[/b]
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01-17-2005, 10:03 PM
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Crackin' me up.
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01-17-2005, 10:10 PM
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