"Oh, yes, I remember Dave Hunt writing a good book on this subject..."

"Have you accepted Jesus in your heart to be your personal Lord and Saviour? Pray with me..."

"And he walks with me and he talks with me..."

"When I went down for the altar call this morning..."

"So, bob, how are you with the Lord?"

"John who?"

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Aaron Cowart
member, Covenant PCA
Houston, TX

Student at Southeast Missouri State University (SEMO)
Cape Girardeau, MO

"The hypocrite's religion is divine in name, but human in deed."

-Richard Baxter

I'm reading all these things. Am I on the PB? Where am I? I'm confused now. All these things I thought I'd never find here, and here they are, all in one thread.

I need to go back to bed and try getting up again. I'm just having a bad day, I think.

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JohnV

John Vandervliet
Ontario, Canada
member of: Canadian Reformed Church
"In coming to understand anything we are rejecting the facts as they are for us in favour of the facts as they are" C.S Lewis, An Experiment in Criticism

johnv!

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Josh Hicks, Chloë's Daddy
Member of TRBC. My Blog
The Puritan Pub (Team Blog)
Board Rules -- Signature Requirements -- Suggestions?

If you want that forum, I suggest www.youthontherock.com

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Andrew Myers
Husband of Jessica, Father of Jackson, Katie and Samuel
Member, Presbyterian Reformed Church of Northern Virginia
Warrenton, VA USA
Editor, The Matthew Poole Project

"Let your Morning Thoughts, and your last Evening Thoughts, be what shall become of you to all Eternity." -- Matthew Poole

"Calvin was a too harsh."

If you ask me how I know he lives, he lives within my heart.

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Traci
Lynnwood OPC
Psalm 52:8-9
8 But I am like a green olive tree in the house of God: I trust in the mercy of God for ever and ever.
9 I will praise thee for ever, because thou hast done it: and I will wait on thy name; for it is good before thy saints.

1) "I love doing my grocery shopping each and every Sunday."

2) "There's no better faith booster than a bumper sticker!"

3) "Alrighty...now where did I put the directions for my spiritual breakthrough? Ah yes, here it is: How to Reverse the Curse for dummies"

4) "I just don't really feel balanced...I know there's a book that can help with that. Ah, here it is, a Puritan Paperback, that will keep the dining table from wobbling! Finally, I can put that book to good use."

5) "Okay, got the lights down low...check! Spotlight...check! A little mood music...check! Neon lights....are those burnt out? Neon lights? There they are *click*...check! That takes care of it, all the necessary elements for church. Wow, God really loves our innovation, doesn't He?"

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Craig French
Married and father of a beautiful daughter.
Member of Christ The Word, PCA
Toledo, OH

MY BLOG

1. "Well if you look at what my Life Application Study Bible says about Romans 9 you will see things quite differently"

2. "N.T. Wright has revolutionized my thinking on Paul"

3. "On the cross, Jesus died for everyone of you, and made it possible for you to be saved."

4. "God did 99%, now you have to do that critical last 1% and pray to ask Jesus into your heart."

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Ranger
SBC, but personally confess the 1689 LBCF
Yunnan, China

"If we regularly beheld the glory of Christ, our Christian walk with God would become more sweet and pleasant, our spiritual light and strength would grow daily stronger and our lives would more gloriously represent the glory of Christ. Death would be most welcome to us." - John Owen

The sermon today is 7 Ways to Improve Your Marriage!

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The man who is disposed to think of his sin as a great calamity, rather than as a heinous crime, is not likely either to reverence God or to respect His law. - John Kennedy, 1873
Meg
Blog
Member, Intown Presbyterian Church,PCA, Portland, OR

Click to get: Board Rules -- Signature Requirements -- Suggestions?

Or, in my old church

"How 2 deal with how U feel"

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Aaron Cowart
member, Covenant PCA
Houston, TX

Student at Southeast Missouri State University (SEMO)
Cape Girardeau, MO

"The hypocrite's religion is divine in name, but human in deed."

-Richard Baxter

Did you know Arminius was Reformed too?

I'm not into all these "isms" - I just believe the Bible.

I was thinking we need to modernize our worship service so the gospel will be relevant to this generation.

This weeks youth group meeting is a hang-out-a-thon at the 7-11. Bring money for slurpees.

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David Belanger
Member, APC Vancouver
Student Minister, Associated Presbyterian Churches
Student, Haddington House Divinity School
Port Coquitlam, BC

"Who cares about the Westminister Confession?"

"I hate using the cut and paste function."

"Did you figure that out all by yourself?"

"I was thinking the other day that maybe we Americans are a little full of ourselves."

"I'd love to talk about the Regulative Principle ad nauseum, guys, but I have a really hot date tonight."

[Edited on 1-18-05 by pastorway]

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Mr. T. Reuben Skerritt, BRS (Old Testament)
Member: Canadian Reformed Church of Brampton, Ontario
Student: University of Toronto BA, Philosophy (Hons)
Toronto, Canada

"There from thy holy habitation
Thou wilt thy saints provide
With every blessing of Salvation
'Til all are satisfied.
With awesome deeds so just and mighty,
God saves of from all woe
To those who walk with Him uprightly,
He will salvation show."

-Anglo-Genevan Psalter

"Forget Creedalism."

"That's a very generous orthodoxy."

"She was my favorite priest!"

"Smile, Jesus loves you."

"Paul Owen is so intellectual, he really has a sense of Reformed thinking."

"Sunday, we just got our toddler off the bottle and into the grape juice and bread."

"We need more catholicity."

"I just got Gary North's blueprints for dominion."

"Well, I can't make you, God gave you a free will."

"Debating Calvinism was so good!"

"I guess I'll see you at Auburn Avenue Sunday?"

"We aren't under the law, but grace!"

"So I was out shooting some possums the other day, when all of the sudden, I saw a draught horse." (don't ask, I'm weird)

"Stop being such a Pharisee."

"Trinitarian, supralapsarian catholicity is essential to modern evangelism today."

"I just got that Isaiah commentary by Hagee, and...."

"Well, to quote the great Pope Leo X...."

[Edited on 1-8-2005 by ConfederateTheocrat]

I don't know if this has been mentioned yet,

"Paul and Fred agree 100.00%"

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J. B. Atken
John Knox PCA
Layman, M.A. student at Louisiana College

Draught Horse and I have said this to each other before.

He's going to kill me for admitting this, but we were there the Sunday before Christmas...

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Evie B.
PCA
Cambridge, Massachusetts

"Remember not the former things, nor consider the things of old. Behold, I am doing a new thing; now it springs forth, do you not perceive it? I will make a way in the wilderness and rivers in the desert." --Isaiah 43:18-19 (ESV)

:P:P:P

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J. B. Atken
John Knox PCA
Layman, M.A. student at Louisiana College

Cat's outta the bag.

Well, it's not like they preach the Federal Vision every Sunday. In fact, Steve Wilkins hasn't even been preaching the last two times I was there. And they do properly administer the sacrament of the Lord's Supper every Sunday. Besides, where else are we going to go in Monroe, Louisiana?

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Evie B.
PCA
Cambridge, Massachusetts

"Remember not the former things, nor consider the things of old. Behold, I am doing a new thing; now it springs forth, do you not perceive it? I will make a way in the wilderness and rivers in the desert." --Isaiah 43:18-19 (ESV)

Now that all these things that you will never hear on the PB have been heard on the PB I am a bit suspicious.

It is my opinion that, like a rabbi eating a pork rind when no one is looking, many of you got some perverse pleasure out of sharing these wayward musings. Shame on you! I'll light a candle for you.

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Bob Vigneault (Bawb Vēēn-yo)
I just know there's got to be a pony in here somewhere!

The Heartbeat of Heaven (blog) MySpace (Music), MySpace (Personal)
Member of Christ Presbyterian Church, Janesville, WI OPC www.christ-opc.org

Click to get: Board Rules -- Signature Requirements -- Suggestions?

That will be 5 Our Fathers & 5 Hail Marys.

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The man who is disposed to think of his sin as a great calamity, rather than as a heinous crime, is not likely either to reverence God or to respect His law. - John Kennedy, 1873
Meg
Blog
Member, Intown Presbyterian Church,PCA, Portland, OR

Click to get: Board Rules -- Signature Requirements -- Suggestions?

*....quietly slips into the shadows.........*

"Hey, that Tsunami thing aint all bad, I mean it proves the rapture is getting closer!"

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Adam Leavelle
Westminster OPC
Roaring Spring Pa.

http://www.myspace.com/aleavelle
"Speak wisdom to a fool and he'll think you have no sense at all"

Click to get: Board Rules -- Signature Requirements -- Suggestions?

"Does anyone know of a website for cheats at solitaire?"

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JohnV

John Vandervliet
Ontario, Canada
member of: Canadian Reformed Church
"In coming to understand anything we are rejecting the facts as they are for us in favour of the facts as they are" C.S Lewis, An Experiment in Criticism

I actually LIKE that chorus!

JH

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Jonathan Hunt

Preaching Elder
Cheltenham Evangelical Free Church (Confessionally Based)
Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
-- Thomas Elsworth