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    BABY Preacher. You've got to be kidding

    Is this wrong or what?
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    That has been on here in the past. It's horrible.
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    I totally mean this tongue in cheek, but...

    See where baptizing babies leads you???
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarieP View Post
    I totally mean this tongue in cheek, but...

    See where baptizing babies leads you???
    I actually thought of saying that too even though I'm paedo.
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    I have never seen this here or anywhere else. This is bad on an entirley new level. I thought that this video I found at the Confessional Outhouse was bad. I am not sure if these have been posted here before, but they just too much.



    Last edited by Josiah; 10-15-2009 at 09:31 PM. Reason: added word
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    This is what happens when we don't take the regulative principle seriously. Another reason I'm not a Lutheran. haha.
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    Heeeyyy Josiah . . . . I kind of like "Jesus is My Friend." I play it every once in a while in my home. Not kidding. The other video I watched on Facebook earlier today. Blasphemy to the max, dude. At the end the lead goofball says, "hahaha. We love the lordy." I didn't think he could make me more angry up until that point. I was wrong!
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    Man, don't be hating Sonseed. That band was pretty sweet, no lie.

    But that baby video disturbed me.
    And the comment about infant baptism made it even funnier.

    This is why I need to post here more.
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    That is hideous.

    OK, the strict RPWs win. Sign me up for EP
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    If they took Jesus out of the "spin me round" one, that would have been a fun concert to go to.

    -----Added 10/16/2009 at 10:06:44 EST-----

    Are you sure that the baby one wasn't a joke? There were a lot of people laughing in the background at the end.

    However, what's sad is that you can tell from the yt comments that there are plenty of people who take it seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megan Mozart View Post
    If they took Jesus out of the "spin me round" one, that would have been a fun concert to go to.

    -----Added 10/16/2009 at 10:06:44 EST-----

    Are you sure that the baby one wasn't a joke? There were a lot of people laughing in the background at the end.

    However, what's sad is that you can tell from the yt comments that there are plenty of people who take it seriously.
    Certainly you can tell they don't really think the baby is telling them something valuable for their spiritual walks - but that doesn't make this a whole lot less inappropriate.
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    The spinning socks video: I would hate to be in there. Just imagine the smell.
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    Hi all,

    Close your eyes and watch the baby video and you'll believe you are hearing TD Jakes.
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    I was waiting for the preacher to fall over backwards. At least the pampers would soften the fall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarieP View Post
    I totally mean this tongue in cheek, but...

    See where baptizing babies leads you???
    Yeah, well I'm going out on limb here, Marie, but I'm guessing that's a credo church.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marrow Man View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MarieP View Post
    I totally mean this tongue in cheek, but...

    See where baptizing babies leads you???
    Yeah, well I'm going out on limb here, Marie, but I'm guessing that's a credo church.
    LOL! True...

    "Huzzah huzzah HUZZAH!!!!"

    -----Added 10/16/2009 at 10:51:55 EST-----

    Quote Originally Posted by Josiah View Post
    I have never seen this here or anywhere else. This is bad on an entirley new level. I thought that this video I found at the Confessional Outhouse was bad. I am not sure if these have been posted here before, but they just too much.

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    WHOA!!! That first song is by Dead or Alive, which is a homosexual band...
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    my son randomly starts preaching in my house. It sounds somewhat like this.


    That sonseed video is unbelieveable"

    "Jesus is like a mountie. He always gets his man. He will zap you anyway he can...Zap!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by puritanpilgrim View Post
    my son randomly starts preaching in my house. It sounds somewhat like this.


    That sonseed video is unbelieveable"

    "Jesus is like a mountie. He always gets his man. He will zap you anyway he can...Zap!"
    They almost sound hyper-Calvinist, actually...

    Somehow I don't think they'd know what that means, though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by puritanpilgrim View Post
    my son randomly starts preaching in my house. It sounds somewhat like this.


    That sonseed video is unbelieveable"

    "Jesus is like a mountie. He always gets his man. He will zap you anyway he can...Zap!"
    Interesting. This reminded me of something a missionary once told me, which pertains to the video in the OP. He used to be a missionary in Pakistan, where the Muslim call to prayer is blared over a loudspeaker every day. His son picked up on that, of course, and began repeating it one day (in foreign tongue, of course; I have no idea how old he was, and he had no idea what he was saying). Which demonstrates that the mere mimicking of religiosity by a child should never be seen as a demonstration of piety or (even worse) the faithful proclamation of the word.

    I'm guessing, though, that the repeated hearing of the Muslim call to prayer is far less annoying that the repeated playing of the sonseed song.
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    All of it just makes me sick. The baby obviously just heard his dad talking like that and mimicked the sound. But there are kids of about 5 or 6 years old that are taught to preach like that or they'll go to hell. I saw a documentary on it some years ago before I got rid of my TV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marrow Man View Post
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    my son randomly starts preaching in my house. It sounds somewhat like this.


    That sonseed video is unbelieveable"

    "Jesus is like a mountie. He always gets his man. He will zap you anyway he can...Zap!"
    Interesting. This reminded me of something a missionary once told me, which pertains to the video in the OP. He used to be a missionary in Pakistan, where the Muslim call to prayer is blared over a loudspeaker every day. His son picked up on that, of course, and began repeating it one day (in foreign tongue, of course; I have no idea how old he was, and he had no idea what he was saying). Which demonstrates that the mere mimicking of religiosity by a child should never be seen as a demonstration of piety or (even worse) the faithful proclamation of the word.

    I'm guessing, though, that the repeated hearing of the Muslim call to prayer is far less annoying that the repeated playing of the sonseed song.
    It is a nightmare hybrid of Devo and Lawrence Welk
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