Pizza,
I just wanted to welcome you to the puritanboard and I hope you enjoy yourself here. Hopefully, Pizza, you'll feel free to share a little of yourself with the rest of us.
You know, Pizza, I feel like I've met you before, but I can't place just where. I feel like I've met you on multiple occasions in a variety of places, but I just can't remember the exact place setting. It might have been at a party or maybe a family get together or something along those lines, but I can't remember where!!!

... I hate getting old 'cause my memory just isn't as good as it once was! You know, Pizza, this is really eating me up. You ever get that feeling?
I wouldn't worry too much about not fitting in here at the forum. I think most would echo my sentiments when I say, "We like pizza."