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Originally Posted by turmeric  That's what I use the dancing banana for - to let people know it's a joke. Kinda necessary around here! |
Okay, let me try your advice, Meg.
I had the distinct privilege to have had lunch with a well known pastor in the RPCUS awhile back and here is one of the stories he told in his deep bellowing voice:
"Had the family on vacation a while back and we happened to be in an area where there weren't any reformed churches, so we decided to head on over to the mainline Presbyterian church to see if things were as bad as everyone reports. We walked in, sat down, and within 5 minutes I started getting angry. Up and down the aisles you had these ushers handing out little bags of toys. I couldn't believe it. Well time went on and we got to the sermon and the more the pastor spoke, the angrier I got. You think I could find one of those ushers with the little bags of toys?"
