It's an old article, and I'm not normally a fan of "The Onion", but I thought it was so poignant - I couldn't resist:

I Am So Starving vs. I Am So Starving | The Onion

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Steve Butts - Former SBC-er
Three Forms of Unity - Bradenton CRCNA - Bradenton, Florida
(A conservative member in a conservative congregation)

"Turning away to false Theology is equal to turning away to false gods" — Francis Schaeffer (Death in the City)