Alright, this is pretty funny (to me)... Here's a fundy Baptist pastor telling his congregation about being a man, and only the KJV tells us how to do it...
(Note...as he points out, he's "only" using God's words... but because in this case some people here may have G rated consciences about what "God's words" are, he uses a crude word for urinate... but hey, it's "God's words, not his!"
(BTW - he's the type of guy that gives KJV-onlyers a bad name...)