There ain't nothing stronger than Duct Tape (that's 200 mile an hour tape for all us NASCAR fans).

This one was my fav -
"Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!"

Thanks for the great post!

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Timothy Johnson
First United Presbyterian of Moline
PCUSA (Yea, I know)
Theology/Philosophy Sunday School Teacher
Davenport, IA