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Old 04-06-2008, 12:30 AM
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"North Jersey Baptist" Will Probably Be Upset...

...but current research into both the biblical languages and the new field of astrogeography is showing that God created the entire universe...except, it turns out, for large swaths of what is now New Jersey.

Scientists are currently exploring both the reason for this and the possible implications (theological and otherwise)...Stay tuned...
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