04-03-2008, 09:09 PM
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10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
12. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
| I laughed as I found these two as amusing as something I might laugh at when I'm amused. 
__________________ Sterling Harmon
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--  John Calvin, Institutes III:xv.3.
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