Hi Sterling
I have not heard of kiwi polish. Kiwifruit comes from NZ. Yes, the kiwi bird is our national icon. It is a flightless bird with a long beak. It is a Reformed Baptist bird - it likes plenty of water, it likes covenanting together with other elect kiwis, and sanctifies itself (keeps itself apart) from the reprobate birds who only sprinkle themselves.
James, I am not sure if anyone has eaten the kiwi. It is a protected bird.