This list never fails to make me smile, but it's missing several terms like 'Confessionalism', 'Calvinism', etc. Anyone care to suggest definitions?

• Capitalism: He who dies with the most toys, wins.
• Hari Krishna: He who plays with the most toys, wins.
• Judaism: He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
• Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
• Anglican: They were our toys first.
• Greek Orthodox: No, they were ours first.
• Branch Davidians: He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
• Atheism: There is no toy maker.
• Polytheism: There are many toy makers.
• Evolutionism: The toys made themselves.
• Church of Christ, Scientist: We are the toys.
• Communism: Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling ours.
• B'Hai: All toys are just fine with us.
• Amish: Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
• Taoism: The doll is as important as the dump truck.
• Mormonism: Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
• Voodoo: Let me borrow that doll for a second…
• Hedonism: Hang the rule book! Let's play!
• Seventh Day Adventist: He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
• Church of Christ: He whose toys make music, loses.
• Baptist: Once played always played.
• Jehovah's Witnesses: He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
• Pentecostalism: He whose toys can talk, wins.
• Existentialism: Toys are a figment of your imagination.
• Confucianism: Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
• Non-denominationalism: We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.

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David Coons
Member, Providence Presbyterian Church (PCA)
Lubbock, Texas
("Nebrexan": Born in Nebraska, born again in Texas)